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Did I Just Did This...Vol. Cramp
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Rode my bike like 40 miles to go camping one time with my girl. she just drove the whip up there with all the camping supplies and i rode my bike the whole way and the plan was that she would give me a ride back. anyways i felt fine all day then night time rolls around and we are alone in our tent. she's doming me up and RIGHT before i bust, the most excruciating pain starts building in my thigh. I started gettting THE worst leg cramp I've ever had in my entire life. I throw her off of me and start screaming at the top of my lungs, I'm in sheer agony. It's funny because she just thought I was exploding and she's yelling at me telling me I'm gonna get it everywhere. It was awful, I couldnt move and was screaming like a little girl. Totally ruined the mood and I never got to finish lol
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I'm dying in the library right now
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Originally Posted by Tego Calderon El Abayarde
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Think about having your calve lock up while in mid-stroke...had to tell her i came early
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This is got to be the top 3 stories Ive ever read on NT
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major lulz
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what did i just read?
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I can't stop laughing at this story and calibeebee's story. Yall got me rolling at work!
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Good stuff guys keep it coming!
NT ALWAYS COMES THROUGH!
Good stuff guys keep it coming!
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haha love the story. Had my dad bust down the bathroom door because i had passed out from low blood sugar and an allergic reaction. I was bare naked from being in the shower trying to get the dizzies to go away.
During soccer preseason i remember going swimming between double sessions and my calves and my arches would always cramp up and I'd sink like a stone. Started swimming with a noodle after that
During soccer preseason i remember going swimming between double sessions and my calves and my arches would always cramp up and I'd sink like a stone. Started swimming with a noodle after that
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Between ryans steakhouse story, OPs, and other dudes camping story needless to say I had a great laugh
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wait....so did you crap all over the floor?
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It's funny cuz you've really could've died
Fecal matter ascended in your small intestines, clogged anal cavity, keeled over probably blue in the face.
I'm curious though has anyone ever get a leg cramp, feel it lock up and not fight it? Just let it flow and see if you can let the cramp run it's course? I've always wondered how much more painful it would be if you let it lock up. Figure it's like stroke.
I'm curious though has anyone ever get a leg cramp, feel it lock up and not fight it? Just let it flow and see if you can let the cramp run it's course? I've always wondered how much more painful it would be if you let it lock up. Figure it's like stroke.
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Originally Posted by Luciano Jones
Think about having your calve lock up while in mid-stroke...had to tell her i came early
Why the hell would you do that? I've had that happen to me plenty of times in my calf, hamstrings, even had my foot fall asleep a couple times. I just stretch the +%+# out til it starts cramping and then get back to business.
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I was born with smaller tear ducts than the average man and therefore it's rare for me to cry but at this particular moment tears were just streaming down my face. Yet the tears and the reaction differed, I guess my mind was all out of whack because of the sudden turn events. Tears of agony are coming down yet I'm for some reason, in turn making me flex my abdominals and making my situation worse. I fall off the toilet, crack unwiped, toilet unflushed, and crap undumped and all I can hope is for no one to see me. I'm praying that my mom doesn't come in and at that same exact time my poor mother kicks the bathroom door open and finds me in the fetal position. She is in utter shock. I am in utter pain. The awkward silence lasts for what seems a lifetime until she leaves, unable to find an appropriate response for what is happening before her eyes.
im literally dying here at work cause of this paragraph
got my coworkers looking at work like im on something
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Originally Posted by The Natural Mystic
what the hell? I have never had this happen.
wait. Did your mom just leave you there? she never came back?
Yeah, she just left me there, no questions asked.
I still haven't talked to her...I just want to get to college already
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haha
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Originally Posted by Buc Em
Originally Posted by Luciano Jones
Think about having your calve lock up while in mid-stroke...had to tell her i came early
Why the hell would you do that? I've had that happen to me plenty of times in my calf, hamstrings, even had my foot fall asleep a couple times. I just stretch the +%+# out til it starts cramping and then get back to business.
i didnt want her to see me cry.
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audra from ab ripper could get it
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Lmao I'm at working dying and the kids are just looking at me
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Originally Posted by DecemberLove
Originally Posted by The Natural Mystic
what the hell? I have never had this happen.
wait. Did your mom just leave you there? she never came back?
Yeah, she just left me there, no questions asked.
I still haven't talked to her...I just want to get to college already
It's going to be akward until you leave to college OP!
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