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Do you believe your dead loved ones can see you from heaven? If so, why do you fap?
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Originally Posted by jimmybeanz
my dude, i am totally sober...you obviously didn't catch my bisexual criminal thread.Originally Posted by moundraised23
at the title alone....u cant be sober, i refuse to be believe it
wait......
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its not a sin.
what is a sin is the things that go on surrounding masturbation.
porn. inpure thoughts. objectifying women. stuff like that. but if you could have some stale plain ole jerking i guess you'll have a "sin-free fap"
what is a sin is the things that go on surrounding masturbation.
porn. inpure thoughts. objectifying women. stuff like that. but if you could have some stale plain ole jerking i guess you'll have a "sin-free fap"
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LOL no you dideeeen
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I'll see all my NT brethren in hell
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lol.. i said tha same thing in my mind just now.. than read this post
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http://niketalk.yuku.com/...vol-choices#.Tjh0GL-FtpEOriginally Posted by moundraised23
Originally Posted by jimmybeanz
my dude, i am totally sober...you obviously didn't catch my bisexual criminal thread.Originally Posted by moundraised23
at the title alone....u cant be sober, i refuse to be believe it
wait......wut???link?
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They're in heaven, I'm sure they'll have a ton of better things to do than watch over your shoulder at night. If your in heaven, would you waste your time seeing how hell on earth is like?
Pass me the rock Jesus, I got no time for losers on planet earth.
Pass me the rock Jesus, I got no time for losers on planet earth.
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fixed
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Just do it under the blanket. They can't see you under there.
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I don't believe in heaven, so not a single +@!% is given when I fap
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This thread is straight comedy
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fappin while the dog watches from the background
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My grandma passed last July the 23th. So on July 22th of this year i was working an overnight, and once it was midnight i was in the process of doing rounds. I'm a security guard. So I was doing rounds and someone left out the same candy my grandma used to give me when i was a kid. Nearly had me in tears. How is it that i go years without having this candy and once its the one year anniversary POW its right there.
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Unless...their spirit reincarnated into a blanket.
do work son
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nah, i don't believe in ghosts
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not a single damb was given
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and then putting some peanut butter on your jointOriginally Posted by you go boy
fappin while the dog watches from the background
Dog's ARE mans best friends
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i don't care who sees me, as long as i get mine
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i would search for that george carlin clip but i dont think any of his material is suitable for nt.
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i just wait til theyre asleep
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No they can't see you their surrounded by a cloud of mysteries. Post had me dying though hahaaaaa
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what's a cloud of mysteries?