Dog farts: Help I'm suffocating

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Is there anything that smells more foul? My dog's fart is taking up the entire first floor.
 
my dog just farted a wet one 10 mins ago. i left the room before i felt the repercussions
 
Then they turn around and look behind them, tryna see where it came from. Im like foo' thats you!
 
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everytime my dog farts, he gets up and looks back waiting until i notice the fould smell. after ive noticed the stink bomb, he walks away as if nothinghappened.
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btw, i have a chow chow if that matters.
 
i literally throw my dog out the room while yelling "UCK, WHAT THE HELL, IS THAT YOU? GET OUT OF HERE" and the dog whimpers into a corner defunapprec
 
Originally Posted by SneakerPimp2k8

yea them mofos stink...only God knows whats in their food
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I have a Beagle. So she walks outside and eats all sortsof garbage. Chicken wing bones, poop, old french fries, bread for ducks.....
 
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This dog's farts are the most silent things ever, but once it gets to you
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. What's worst is that he also sits next to you or on you and then does it and if you make a face, he just looks at you casually
 
Originally Posted by DaJoka004

Originally Posted by SneakerPimp2k8

yea them mofos stink...only God knows whats in their food
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I have a Beagle. So she walks outside and eats all sorts of garbage. Chicken wing bones, poop, old french fries, bread for ducks.....

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I have a male Beagle. So, I guess its true. Beagles will eat anything.
 
Originally Posted by DaJoka004

Originally Posted by SneakerPimp2k8

yea them mofos stink...only God knows whats in their food
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I have a Beagle. So she walks outside and eats all sorts of garbage. Chicken wing bones, poop, old french fries, bread for ducks.....

is that a joke? arent those deadly for dogs?
 
Originally Posted by krazy88s

Originally Posted by DaJoka004

Originally Posted by SneakerPimp2k8

yea them mofos stink...only God knows whats in their food
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I have a Beagle. So she walks outside and eats all sorts of garbage. Chicken wing bones, poop, old french fries, bread for ducks.....

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I have a male Beagle. So, I guess its true. Beagles will eat anything.


Got a female beagle. She will eat anything. And literally ate herself into diabetes and 2 minutes ago tried to get into garbage and get a chicken wing bone.
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She just farts and walks out of the room..

Good dog tho.
 
me and my family are thinking about getting a english bulldog when my son gets older.... he is my puppy right now... how bad are their farts?... i hear thesnore and fart a lot.. but damn if it smells that bad and they fart more then the average dog.. im gonna have second thoughts...
 
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