Drinks Named After Athletes (brings some lulz)

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I don't normally make the dumb list posts, but it's Friday and I'm bored.  Plus some of these are actually kinda funny...

Drinks named after athletes

JOHN DALY
Directions: Pour 14 cans of Busch Light into a bucket. Garnish with chicken wings.
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BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Directions: Make a Sex On The Beach. Chase with a vigorous legal defense.
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ALEXANDER OVECHKIN
Directions: Add one completely unnecessary shot of vodka to any drink.
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TIM TEBOW
Directions: Fill a pint glass with vodka. Set aside for sterilization of circumcisions. Now pour glass of ice water and serve.
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JOHN CALIPARI
Directions: Fill a champagne flute with champagne. Now vacate the champagne and sell the flute to the highest bidder.
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LANE KIFFIN
Directions: Start making a martini. But quickly throw that out and make a margarita instead.
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REX RYAN
Directions: Deep-fry a can of Bud.
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PEYTON MANNING
Directions: Attentively take customer's drink order. But then serve him something different based on what you can read on his face and the formation of other drinks on the bar.
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MICHAEL JORDAN
Directions: Combine 2 shots Crown Royal, 1 shot Gran Patron Platinum, 1 shot Diva Vodka and 1 gallon of bitters. Serve with Cuban cigar.
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GREG ODEN
Directions: In a 28 oz. highball glass, mix all the finest top-shelf liquors, then smash the glass right before the customer ever has a chance to taste it. Optional: stir the drink with your penis.
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ALLEN IVERSON
Directions: [Unavailable. Recipe known only to Stephen A. Smith.]
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LEBRON JAMES
Directions: Make a Manhattan. Let it sit for a few months, then serve.
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AL DAVIS
Directions: Add a splash of triple sec to an intravenous bag of embalming fluid.
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TIGER WOODS
Directions: Mix Grey Goose, Spanish fly, red-headed **, Bufo toad skin, horny goat weed, absinthe and two crushed Cialis in a toilet. Serve in a extremely polished, painstakingly-crafted golden chalice.
 
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There actually is a drink called a John Daly.

It's an alcoholic Arnold Palmer: iced tea vodka and lemonade.
 
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PEYTON MANNING
Directions: Attentively take customer's drink order. But then serve him something different based on what you can read on his face and the formation of other drinks on the bar.


 
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the LEBRON

1. Pour (2) packets of salt in one hand
2. down your shot
3. throw salt in the air
 
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Originally Posted by jeyel

the LEBRON

1. Pour (2) packets of salt in one hand
2. down your shot
3. throw salt in the air
this one is better then the original lebron one posted. 
 
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Originally Posted by rpjgator

Originally Posted by jeyel

the LEBRON

1. Pour (2) packets of salt in one hand
2. down your shot
3. throw salt in the air
this one is better then the original lebron one posted. 

 yeah.. i actually tried it .. and lets just say that everyone around me was less than amused.
 
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Originally Posted by PrurientSole

There actually is a drink called a John Daly.

It's an alcoholic Arnold Palmer: iced tea vodka and lemonade.
this is pure heaven...the AP doesn't get enough love outside of golf circles...

  
 
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Originally Posted by shaft

Originally Posted by PrurientSole

There actually is a drink called a John Daly.

It's an alcoholic Arnold Palmer: iced tea vodka and lemonade.
this is pure heaven...the AP doesn't get enough love outside of golf circles...
  
arnold palmer's my %@%*! sooooo refreshing.
 
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The KOBE

1. Open a can of cheap/trashy Colorado beer (preferably Coors Light)
2. Place can face down in mug.
3. Liberally splash E&J's Cask and Cream on bottom and face of can.
4. Wait for beer to fizz over, throw money at it and walk away.
 
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