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I don't normally make the dumb list posts, but it's Friday and I'm bored. Plus some of these are actually kinda funny...
Drinks named after athletes
JOHN DALY
Directions: Pour 14 cans of Busch Light into a bucket. Garnish with chicken wings.
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BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Directions: Make a Sex On The Beach. Chase with a vigorous legal defense.
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ALEXANDER OVECHKIN
Directions: Add one completely unnecessary shot of vodka to any drink.
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TIM TEBOW
Directions: Fill a pint glass with vodka. Set aside for sterilization of circumcisions. Now pour glass of ice water and serve.
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JOHN CALIPARI
Directions: Fill a champagne flute with champagne. Now vacate the champagne and sell the flute to the highest bidder.
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LANE KIFFIN
Directions: Start making a martini. But quickly throw that out and make a margarita instead.
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REX RYAN
Directions: Deep-fry a can of Bud.
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PEYTON MANNING
Directions: Attentively take customer's drink order. But then serve him something different based on what you can read on his face and the formation of other drinks on the bar.
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MICHAEL JORDAN
Directions: Combine 2 shots Crown Royal, 1 shot Gran Patron Platinum, 1 shot Diva Vodka and 1 gallon of bitters. Serve with Cuban cigar.
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GREG ODEN
Directions: In a 28 oz. highball glass, mix all the finest top-shelf liquors, then smash the glass right before the customer ever has a chance to taste it. Optional: stir the drink with your penis.
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ALLEN IVERSON
Directions: [Unavailable. Recipe known only to Stephen A. Smith.]
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LEBRON JAMES
Directions: Make a Manhattan. Let it sit for a few months, then serve.
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AL DAVIS
Directions: Add a splash of triple sec to an intravenous bag of embalming fluid.
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TIGER WOODS
Directions: Mix Grey Goose, Spanish fly, red-headed **, Bufo toad skin, horny goat weed, absinthe and two crushed Cialis in a toilet. Serve in a extremely polished, painstakingly-crafted golden chalice.