Dumb things you thought as a kid?

[everysingletime]

I thought root beer was bad cuz it was alcohol

 

[filthyjiujitsu]

I thought females didn't poop or fart till a female friend broke it down for me in 4th grade..

 

[sooperhooper]

They just act like they don't.

 

[julesbeats]

- I used to think people could really become Super Saiyans lol. I did the whole loud yelling thing to see if I had it in me.

Thought was the only one, almost gave myself I hernia.


Also thought I could sense power levels

 

[throwedspitta]

my uncle once told me asian woman have vaginas that sit sideways and i believed him for the longest hahaha

 

[wavycrocket]

Also thought I could sense power levels

You can though. I be sensing ****** Ki all the time .

Sizing em up.

 

[robtoofresco]

my uncle once told me asian woman have vaginas that sit sideways and i believed him for the longest hahaha

LOL I used to believe this

 

[filthyjiujitsu]

my uncle once told me asian woman have vaginas that sit sideways and i believed him for the longest hahaha

They just feel like they do.

Thought was the only one, almost gave myself I hernia.


Also thought I could sense power levels

This and used to practice using the force. Specifically, force push and Jedi mind trick.

 

[moe fab]

I used to think IT the klown was gonna appear in gutters or from outta the shower drain...i would put my foot over the drain to make sure he had no room to get thru

 

[everysingletime]

I really believed that if you say the name Candyman in front of the mirror three times that he would appear

 

[mike honcho]

The list is endless....

I used to think going in raw = automatic pregnancy no matter what

I used to think the lyrics to "I'm Real" always said "My only problem is there is security" 

 

 

[Armada]

Before I knew what a women's genitals where I used to think women didn't have any genitals because one time I saw one of my cousins barbie dolls without any clothes on and just was like "Welp that answers that"

 

I also used to think that all adults had everything figured out. Like all college students where perfect academics, teachers knew everything and anyone with professional jobs where super responsible and never made mistakes or got caught up in drama.....

Having gotten older and now being in those positions myself along side these people now I've quickly realized that we are all full of ****

 

 

[c hanna]

all dogs were male and all cats were female

 

[wavycrocket]

That High Schoolers were adults

 

[beacon ave south]

You got cancer from drinking too much can soda.

 

[babyface34]

* People can never be broke, if they have jobs.
* If you throw a shiny paper star into the air, Michael Jackson will appear (just like in "Moonwalker").
* My car of choice will be the Batmobile
* If I put my mind to it, i'll grow to be 6 '6'' 198 lbs.
* High school is cake. I watch "Saved by the Bell" AND "Beverly Hills 90210".

 

[ahat]

In elementary school i thought oral sex was talking about it

 

[Ingenious Bastard]

Using condoms would make your wee wee turn blue.

Having sex would make your penis bigger. (technically it does, but not the way I was thinking)

The N word (slang version) meant "ignorant"

Adults were mature and talked about "adult" things.....BOY was I wrong about this one Reality hit me hard.

 

[dman14]

i remember teacher brought a tall can and put a condom over it. thought everyone was packing like a 24 oz can

 

[rare]

Before I learned how babies were conceived, I thought that we were all adults first then shrank into babies, then lived to grow old and finally die I still don't understand why I thought that.

Girls didn't poop or fart (I still refuse to believe it)

Chocolate milk came from black cows

 

[getback]

You got cancer from drinking too much can soda.

Nah but you can die of beaties.

 

[Ingenious Bastard]

Chocolate milk came from black cows

 

[2Sky0waY6]

Lol my ex dad said the same thing

 

[af1 1982]

I thought babies were made when the girl ate too much food

 

[ahat]

I thought babies were made when the girl ate too much food