Epic FAIL of the day

[cakah0lic]

what an idiot.

 

[lobotomybeats]

Whatever, say what you will. But you can't tell me you haven't ever been walking in the park and passed a bench and thought about making sweetpassionate love to it. Sometimes the sun or moon light will gleam across it in such a fashion that just draws you in. You find yourself not being able to helpit. You daydream about caressing it, stroking it, licking it. Honestly, you guys are fronting if you say this hasn't happened to you.

 

[carlosdapaperboy]

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

Whatever, say what you will. But you can't tell me you haven't ever been walking in the park and passed a bench and thought about making sweet passionate love to it. Sometimes the sun or moon light will gleam across it in such a fashion that just draws you in. You find yourself not being able to help it. You daydream about caressing it, stroking it, licking it. Honestly, you guys are fronting if you say this hasn't happened to you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphiliahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia

 

[dunksnjordans1992]

oww his pride lmao

 

[coolgraygrey]

I can understand perhaps a pool jet, but not a park bench.

though

 

[joe mcknight is ballin]

at what the guy said at the end of the vid. is that an actual newsbroadcast?

 

[1boredzombie]

LOL

 

[lil stevie728]

I feel bad for the people trying to rescue him. They had no choice but to put their hands on his penis

 

[conductzero]

This is late, I posted a thread about this back in summer 08'.

 

[srxkrooklyn]

omg. lmao

 

[doosta45]

 

[westillballin]

 

[dyzzle]

dude is desperate

 

[boredone1]

no this is SAD

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by Club29


this is what happens when you ban porn

smh at that guy.

 

[birdsiview]

Originally Posted by r33p04s

Originally Posted by JordanHead2

Originally Posted by jackiechizzan

Originally Posted by GMSboy1


Funny stuff. Park bench though? China should bring back the porn sites if it leads to these type of things.

see, i told you guys there would be terrible consequences to banning porn.

i wouldve raped women (

), this guy chose to rape a park bench (

)

u serious?

that's what i want to know

Watch Animal Planet some time and you'll see what extremes animals will go to when they aren't getting sex. Gang rape is just a day in thelife for them.

 

[coolnificent]

 

[highrep87]

Originally Posted by Frank 7he T4nk

............

 

[dunks87]

Moron

 

[jwong]

That's terrible.

What was he thinking?

 

[craxyaznguy]

Originally Posted by Club29


this is what happens when you ban porn

true

 

[speakup23]

What a %*%*-head

 

[creekshow]

at the commentary "man apparently thought itd be fun to have sex with a park bench"

 

[11wordisbond]

Originally Posted by JordanHead2

Originally Posted by jackiechizzan

Originally Posted by GMSboy1


Funny stuff. Park bench though? China should bring back the porn sites if it leads to these type of things.

see, i told you guys there would be terrible consequences to banning porn.

i wouldve raped women (

), this guy chose to rape a park bench (

)

u serious?

wow

 

[trillipinotrapstar]

weirdo.