First, the wolf shirt; now...

limitedretroog

limitedretroog

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The Zubaz Pants
Amazon product ASIN B000WVXM0W
I was searching for clothes that speak to me.. These pants not only spoke to me, they entered my soul and transformed me. When I get out of my *****in 78 camaro wearing these bad boys, there's no question who the boss man is..
You can easily go commando in these and feel even more manly. Your junk swings freely and using the restroom is that much easier..
Accessories to consider:
Flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. The "don't mess with me" look.
flip flops - The casual "I'm too lazy to get fully dressed" look.
baseball helmet with two beer can holders on the sides.
Ball cap worn backwards or to the side. You know I'm coooool.
These pants will get the ladies. There are many many places these can be worn to attract the female species:
Tractor pull
Walmart
NASCAR events
Your local neighborhood crack houses.
The drug rehab rec room
Any place in the state of IOWA.

I recommend buying multiple pairs. Keep an extra pair in the trunk of your car.. You never know where you will wake up in the morning but you will always have a clean pair of these bad boys with you..

Read the reviews.
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Wolf shirt > Your life..

Mods lock this rubbish up...
 
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