FOOD THREAD VOL. GRUB LIFE

[Comparison Ford]

Bye Pickles.

Lettuce. No-brainer.

Tomato is also optional though. Only two mandatories for me are pickles and onions.

 

[lawdog1]

Bye Pickles.

Pickled cucumbers of that nature have no place on anything, ever.

Hunnynutcheerios will back me up on this.

 

[jrp44]

Bye Pickles.

Raw Onions

 

[niceshoes247]

Y’all tripping, extra onion and extra pickles!
Tomato or that green stuff can go

 

[Comparison Ford]

This is an appropriate amount of pickles and onions on a burger:

 

[jape]

Lettuce can go. Easy.
Lettuce doesn’t really add anything. It makes sense when there is tomatoes on the burger but by itself it holds no weight.

 

[D.Josey]

Inb4 perpetual NT pickle hate

 

[TURBO UNO]

No pickles in my burger, thank you!

Extra onions are welcomed though.

 

[tay1]

Bye Pickles.

The raw onion and lettuce can go without question. Trash additions.

 

[TURBO UNO]

The raw onion and lettuce can go without question. Trash additions.

But those help with digestion. The onions have antioxidants and the lettuce has fiber. Without those ingredients the burger might as well come in a happy meal cardboard fold up box with a toy inside.

 

[tay1]

But those help with digestion. The onions have antioxidants and the lettuce has fiber. Without those ingredients the burger might as well come in a happy meal cardboard fold up box with a toy inside.

I'm not eating a burger for digestive purposes. Grilled onions work but raw red onion? Hell nah.

 

[Mark Antony]

Bye Pickles.

Peace out lettuce, soggy, wet and flavorless. There's better greens that can go on a burger like arugula.

 

[Comparison Ford]

The only way I really eat burgers now is with razor-thin sweet onion slices smashed into the patty.

Word to George Motz.

 

[1stwitit]

1. What kind of sauce is that?

2. Did you put any of the tater tots in any of your tacos?

@SC kid

The sauce was just a sriracha/Mayo mix. I didn’t put any tots on the taco but you might be on to something.

 

[Master Zik]

I can go without that whole left side but picking one its definitely gonna be pickles.


Y'all complaining about lettuce need to get that cold fresh extra crunchy cut of lettuce on ya burgers. I know the experience with weak soggy lettuce. That might as well be wet looseleaf paper.

This is an appropriate amount of pickles and onions on a burger:

Straight violation

 

[heelsandeers]

i can live with 1 thinly sliced tomato but nothing has the potential to **** up a sandwich more than a thick *** slice of tomato or too many tomatoes

lettuce adds nothing but is more or less harmless

 

[Nouss]

I love pickles. Just not on my burger.

 

[sonoftony]

You request Spinach on burgers when you are out and about?

They're actually not bad on burgers. You should try some one day

 

[tay1]

Spinach?

 

[DCAllAfrican]

They're actually not bad on burgers. You should try some one day

Who said I haven't?

But answer the question.

When you are out, do you just ask for Spinach on burgers ?

 

[Comparison Ford]

I've learned that the real pro move is to do the fried onion smashburger with a scoop of relish instead of pickles. No sauces or other condiments needed. Perfect as is.

Can't think of any instance where I'd want any greenery other than iceberg or bibb lettuce on a burger though.

 

[sonoftony]

Who said I haven't?

But answer the question.

When you are out, do you just ask for Spinach on burgers ?

If I can sub it out, yes

 

[Master Zik]

They're actually not bad on burgers. You should try some one day

It's good on pizza but you would look crazy requesting it on a burger in most places.

That's a make at home type of thing.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

If I can sub it out, yes

How would you know if you are allowed to sub unless you ask?

Not like menus explicitly state, "No subbing lettuce for Spinach."

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I've learned that the real pro move is to do the fried onion smashburger with a scoop of relish instead of pickles. No sauces or other condiments needed. Perfect as is.

Can't think of any instance where I'd want any greenery other than iceberg or bibb lettuce on a burger though.

Caramelized onions are the only thing I desire on a burger.

That and probably avacado.

Lettuce
Tomatoes
Pickles
Raw onions

Can all go away forreal.