passmethesoysauce
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*Guy approaches a girl at a club*
Guy- Do you want to dance?
Girl- I have a boyfriend.
Guy- I have 3 gold fishes.
Girl- Huh? What?
Guy- I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
wait, there's more....
Guy- Do you want to dance?
Girl- No.
Guy- I'm sorry, but you didn't hear me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants.
Anyone ever tried any silly pick up lines on random girls at the club or bar?
Guy- Do you want to dance?
Girl- I have a boyfriend.
Guy- I have 3 gold fishes.
Girl- Huh? What?
Guy- I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
wait, there's more....
Guy- Do you want to dance?
Girl- No.
Guy- I'm sorry, but you didn't hear me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants.
Anyone ever tried any silly pick up lines on random girls at the club or bar?