George Carlin>jesus

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  1. senor fresco

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  2. bamez

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  3. brooklynnyc3000

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    The fail is strong today.
     
  4. hugo

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    die
     
  5. reggie707

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    so so so many.. [​IMG]
     
  6. mtg

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  8. senor fresco

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    !##$ yulu
     
  9. shatterkneesinc

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    take the L and move on

    you can still save yourself from this embarrassment
     
  10. curtiscarter23

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    Jesus> every breath you've ever taken!
     
  11. brownin187

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    but carlin's real and jesus is well...haha
     
  12. roc boy jada

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    That performance was hilarious. [​IMG]
     
  13. bamez

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    wait, this guy doesnt believe Jesus was real?
     
  14. cwrite78

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    just about anything > jesus
     
  15. cwrite78

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    jesus is real.. he's just not the magician people make him out to be. just a regular ol' dude that knew how to brainwash people
     
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  17. 18key

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    Fixed.
     
  18. cwrite78

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    well, in a way you're right. there's no proof that he brainwashed anybody. i stand corrected.
     
  19. senor fresco

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    QFT. jesus was never supposed to be a supreme being. he was supposed to be a regular man.
     
  20. cwrite78

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    what? surprised not everybody falls for it?
     
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  22. brownin187

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    Somebody please explain why Horus (Egyptian God) has the exact same story as Jesus but is from centuries before.

    - 12 diciples
    - son of god
    - born to virgin mother NAMED MARY
    - tempted in the wild by satan
    - crucified and then later ressurected

    I'm not hating on anyone's faith. I actually think faith is a healthy thing to have because it helps you in the toughest of times. I just have a hardtime believing the story. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm not. How can you believe a text written by some elites DECADES after the so called events actuallyhappened. Not to mention that one of the books in the New Testament doesn't mention the virgin birth but the others do. Why wouldn't dude include thatin his Gospel? It's a pretty big part of the story.

    The thing that gets me about bible thumpers in capitalist society is...Why do you live in a capitalist society if you're Christian? Jesus hated rich peopleand said the rich won't get into heaven as easy as the poor and the people that share. Hypocrites I tell ya.
     
  23. loveofthegame916

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    so were bashing peoples religions agian[​IMG]

    very mature NT
     
  24. 18key

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    Because the Christian churches stole from other religions.
     
  25. brownin187

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    Bashing is a one sided put down. There have been thousands of debates about religion in academia so don't play the "omg, he's bashing thealmighty." literature to defend your point would be nice instead of hiding in your turtle shell.