HILARIOUS eBay Description

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Still not as funny as the auction I saw when I was in HS.

Some kid was trying to sell one of the bullies in his school on ebay. The bully was African-American so the tone wasn't very race friendly. He put up a picof the kid and all

I think the auction made the news and the kid who put the bully on ebay got expelled
 
i cant even find the video game....is this real????.....he only sells toothbrushes and razors.............

edit....here is another one like the video one..( i still cant find it...)

UP FOR BID IS ONE HORIZON MEDIA 2 GB 2GB SD SECURE DIGITAL MEMORYCARD.
THESE ITEMS ARE BRAND NEW, MINT AND IN UNOPENED CONDITION. (TRANSLATION: THESE ITEMS ARE BRAND NEW, MINT AND IN UNOPENED CONDITION. THEN CHANDLERTURNED TO MONICA AND SAID, 'CAN I BE ANY MORE CLEAR?'YOU WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON TO OPEN THE PACKAGING.

I ONLY ACCEPT PAYPAL AND MINT ON CARD ROY FOKKER ACTION FIGURES.
I CAN NO LONGER ACCEPT MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS. THEY ARE, TOO MAGICAL, A FRUIT.
ANYONE THAT SENDS ME A MONEY ORDER WILL FIND THAT IT HAS BEEN DONATED TO A CHARITABLE CAUSE...ME!
I DO LOCAL PICKUP...IT COSTS DOUBLE THE PRICE OF SHIPPING.
SHIPPING TO CANADA AND THE CONTINENTAL USA WILL BE $9.99. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BIDDING, PUERTO RICO.
I ALSO COMBINE MULTIPLE ITEMS FOR DISCOUNTS ON SHIPPING.
FULL PRICE SHIPPING ON THE FIRST ITEM AND HALF PRICE ON SHIPPING FOR EVERY ITEM AFTERWARDS.
PLEASE CHECK OUT MY OTHER AUCTIONS FOR SOME GREAT DEALS.
THANKS FOR READING, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.
 
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