How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head

Joined Nov 22, 2009
Ever wanted to make pancakes like your everyday crack head junkie?

1.) Gather your junkiesque supplies

 2.) Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).

 3.) Continue..

4.) Pile up your pancake mix.


 6.) Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.

 7.) Next add your water.

 8.) After the water put a shot of milk.

 9.) The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.

 10.) Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.

 11.) Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.

 12.) Add the raw egg (crack head style).

 13.) After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.

 14.) Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.

 15.) Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack!


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