How to stop gas?? real talk!!! Help me!!!

Discussion in 'General' started by freakydestroyer, Mar 5, 2009.

  1. freakydestroyer

    freakydestroyer

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    I think I ate something bad and I keep farting. Problem is I'm seeing this chick in like 40 minutes. How do I put it out??? I can't take a dump , Ithought that would help, but just wouldn't come out. Been going on for the past 2 hours. Help me.

    Thanks
     
  2. phillypg1

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    @+# is going on today...Paraplegic fights...gas problems...opposite day....TO released...our pets heads are falling off!!!


    My ++**+$! head is going to explode.










    Oh and to the OP...Beano.


    Dipset +$+*+
     
  3. joe billionaire

    joe billionaire

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    drink a few glasses of milk
     
  4. kevin1479

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    fart in front of her if she doesnt make fun of u shes a keeper
     
  5. dunknforce

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    try an take a big #!##
     
  6. raptors29

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    Carry a can of Oust. When you're about to fart spray it so she gets distracted by the spray sound. It takes care of the smell too.
     
  7. drsfinest72

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    RIP
     
  8. thegoat121886

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    make loud oughs when youre about to fart. then when the smell comes round blame it on something else. make funny faces like "wth do you smell that? whatis that?" this will stop her from thinking its you.
    Trust me.
     
  9. methedy24

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    - Ayo, go cop that metamusil.[​IMG]
     
  10. antonlavey

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    Might as well eat some boiled eggs and beans while you're at it
     
  11. Al Anastasia

    Al Anastasia formerly mrbluprint

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    Gas-X will help also.
     
  12. crispy cream

    crispy cream

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    Get some Beano nilk
     
  13. crumbs

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    take a mean dump
     
  14. ihavemyownopinion

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    Whenever you fart make farting noises with your mouth to make it seem like it was just you making farting noises. Then get far away from where you're at soshe won't smell it.



    If not then just place some of those fabric softener sheets in your undies behind your butt so it masks the smell
     
  15. sk23

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  17. wanksta23

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    tums
     
  18. j0rdan23dunker

    j0rdan23dunker

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    beano or gas-x is your friend.
     
  19. Los Angeles

    Los Angeles formerly bright nikes

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    anti-flatulence.
     
  20. thegameowesme

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    YNS


    ... Nah but for real, go get some Gas-X asap.
     
  21. dunkedinsauce

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