How/what made you think that Santa Claus was fake?

[nyk orange and blue]

i realized we didn't have a chimney and common sense

btw, merry christmas to all

 

[j23diego]

I always thought he was real, but when I was little (like 5) I was playing with an older kid (like 12) and he ruined my childhood when he told me Santawasn't real I almost wanted to cry.

Merry Christmas!!!

 

[usa pride4life]

When i waited up all night, for no reason.

 

[ghenges]

Saw the gift in the trunk of the car. I was like 6 or 7 I think.


It really didn't bother me.

 

[uptown roamer]

I always knew. I don't know how, though...

I remember I told my lil' sister, "you know there's no such thing as Santa Clause and mommy and daddy buy the presents".

She was devastated

 

[ydbounce]

My mom's told me early, but she tried to substitute him with "Kwanzaa Man" but that died as soon as it came out of her mouth

 

[mrdoeboi]

When police wasn't even coming to my neighborhood when people was shooting (Southside Queens 87-92)
Merry Christmas To All Hope Ya'll Enjoy It

 

[the natural mystic]

I don't even remember thinking he existed. I just wanted gifts, it didn't matter where they came from.

 

[essential1]

Originally Posted by YDBoUnCe

My mom's told me early, but she tried to substitute him with "Kwanzaa Man" but that died as soon as it came out of her mouth

I would say for me it was after seeing the presents year after year in my parents closet, and them asking me for my xmas list.

 

[ruxxx]

I was fairly young when I figured it out.That #*!@ just didn't add up to me.I kinda wish people would dead the Santa,Tooth Fairy,stork dropping babies outof the sky madness.

 

[hugo]

Originally Posted by USA Pride4Life

When i waited up all night, for no reason.

 

[anabolic dunk]

Wen I saw my dad eating the cookies I left out for him

 

[pr0phecy718]

@ Kwanzaa man

 

[xplicit213]

When og around the way told me.. lol

 

[anathema]

Never was told about Santa Claus therefore never thought he was real.

 

[JayDean03]

Originally Posted by Hugo

Originally Posted by USA Pride4Life

When i waited up all night, for no reason.

 

[andrew630]

Common sense.

 

[theta]

i put a videocam behind the couch facing the xmas tree before i went to bed. saw the tape the next morn. i was messed up real bad. he just never came

 

[Nouss]

^

@ he just never came

 

[ghenges]

Originally Posted by enlightenedespot

^

@ he just never came

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

 

[410fresh]

Cause aint no fat white man breaking in to a house in the projects giving ppl playstations.

 

[kakashi]

Originally Posted by YDBoUnCe

My mom's told me early, but she tried to substitute him with "Kwanzaa Man" but that died as soon as it came out of her mouth

well my parents tried hotei with me, zeroing out the fact i attend school where 90% of my peers celebrated christmas.

young kakashi: hotei is gonna bring me a megazord for christmas, i asked mydad.

cruel kid #1: who's hotei? santa claus is coming to my house

cruel kid #2: santa probably doesn't comes to his house, godzilla willsmack santa's sleigh out the sky
and kill rudolph.

cruel kid #3: not if santa know's karate and brings ninja stars

young kakashi:

*sits in aww and wonders who santa is for next 20mins,while kids bop around making kung-fu "hiyah" sound effects discussing santa's level of karate skill that spawns into a karate deathmatch*

 

[blackmagnus514]

Never liked the idea of fat old white men coming into my crib when we was asleep

 

[urbenyouth]

No Joke. One year one of the presents under the tree was labeled like this:


To: Aaron


Merry Christmas


From: Justin Santa


My dad's name is Justin.

Another year me and my brother found a bunch of receipts.

 

[lunatic 809]

I started thinking if he was real then why was'nt there no episode on Discovery Channel about him.. plus I saw the Nintendo 64 under my mom's desk athe job.