I failed so much it so big bugz awreaddy

[seniosoul]

so yea I was drinking some yakitty yak ayk when all of a sudden a big #%@ cockroach came out of nowhere.. I aint know what to do so Iwas just staring at itlike what you gonna do holmes... whats your next move cause w/e it is I got you ya feel me bro-de.chea chea.... I stumbled to the top of the stemps slouched tothe kitchenz and hit the cabinet under the sink and say alot of spray bottles I aint know which one was the raid so I grabedded 3bottles and ran jumped overthe coch hit the stairs hit the slip move feel on my #%@ and started slidin i hit the bottom and everything was OH SPnap!! hit my room and the roach wasgone... I hit the sack.. woke up a the roach was 2 feet from me muggin me like i mug big booty i slowlly look around for the bottlz of sprayz grab my lighterand go to goworks.lllllllllllll dude was scramblin like frost eggs in hot suace with the heat on maximus i burnt my bed covers, the broom i got in the cornerand a couple of computer wires and i got black smoke spots everwrywhere. what I'm gone do now...and I aint even kill it ...it scrawled in a deepsocketcorne..man damn

 

[oidreez]

great story...would read again

 

[SVNTI]

Apparently, I had more trouble reading your post than the roach had to deal with you.

 

[gberdin]

i can honestly say i did not know people STILL talk like this

 

[trapmuzik617]

 

[frankdolla]

dude was scramblin like frost eggs in hot suace with the heat on maximus

But u def need to go to sleep, and edit this when u wake up.

 

[jordanhead2]

You good?

 

[atlien seeko]

Print this, put it in your pocket and carry it every day to remember your accomplishment. Be proud of your post.

 

[430AM]

Terrible.

 

[18key]

Have fun sleeping while it crawls all over you

 

[miketysonthekiller]

I loved how you didn't use any commas or periods to end your sentences. A+ thread.

 

[seniosoul]

oh man I don't remember any of this... WOW

 

[be23forlife]

hahah, NT weekends are classic

 

[razzle dazzle]

 

[julian wright]

 

[josephskc]

Originally Posted by seniosoul

so yea I was drinking some yakitty yak ayk when all of a sudden a big #%@ cockroach came out of nowhere.. I aint know what to do so Iwas just staring at it like what you gonna do holmes... whats your next move cause w/e it is I got you ya feel me bro-de.chea chea.... I stumbled to the top of the stemps slouched to the kitchenz and hit the cabinet under the sink and say alot of spray bottles I aint know which one was the raid so I grabedded 3bottles and ran jumped over the coch hit the stairs hit the slip move feel on my #%@ and started slidin i hit the bottom and everything was OH SPnap!! hit my room and the roach was gone... I hit the sack.. woke up a the roach was 2 feet from me muggin me like i mug big booty i slowlly look around for the bottlz of sprayz grab my lighter and go to goworks.lllllllllllll dude was scramblin like frost eggs in hot suace with the heat on maximus i burnt my bed covers, the broom i got in the corner and a couple of computer wires and i got black smoke spots everwrywhere. what I'm gone do now...and I aint even kill it ...it scrawled in a deep socketcorne..man damn

 

[xcellziscrack]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

Print this, put it in your pocket and carry it every day to remember your accomplishment. Be proud of your post.

 

[JayDean03]

pretty sad cuz i knew what he was sayin.

 

[northparkblind]

Originally Posted by JosephSKC

Originally Posted by seniosoul

so yea I was drinking some yakitty yak ayk when all of a sudden a big #%@ cockroach came out of nowhere.. I aint know what to do so Iwas just staring at it like what you gonna do holmes... whats your next move cause w/e it is I got you ya feel me bro-de.chea chea.... I stumbled to the top of the stemps slouched to the kitchenz and hit the cabinet under the sink and say alot of spray bottles I aint know which one was the raid so I grabedded 3bottles and ran jumped over the coch hit the stairs hit the slip move feel on my #%@ and started slidin i hit the bottom and everything was OH SPnap!! hit my room and the roach was gone... I hit the sack.. woke up a the roach was 2 feet from me muggin me like i mug big booty i slowlly look around for the bottlz of sprayz grab my lighter and go to goworks.lllllllllllll dude was scramblin like frost eggs in hot suace with the heat on maximus i burnt my bed covers, the broom i got in the corner and a couple of computer wires and i got black smoke spots everwrywhere. what I'm gone do now...and I aint even kill it ...it scrawled in a deep socketcorne..man damn

 

[dendanskesimon]

ho my gawwwwwwwd Im cryin thats how funny this S is, best believe Im gonna be sendin the link around GOTDAYM

 

[jthagreat]

drunk typin?

 

[03silverbullet]

reading that was like trying to translate ancient egyptian hieroglyphics.

 

[westillballin]

you still drunk

 

[lex rockhead]

Originally Posted by seniosoul

I hit the sack.. woke up a the roach was 2 feet from me muggin me like i mug big booty

 

[seniosoul]

Originally Posted by WeStillBallin

you still drunk

nope