If you had a million dollars,and you simply had no choice to choose who would win a race

[dmvbatman]

who would you pick

1. a sloth
2. a turtle

the sloth and turtle are about the same size.

mind= blown

 

[oh you mad]

What does having a million dollars have to do with the question?

 

[dirtylicious]

you...had no choice to choose

so why you asking us to pick?

 

[jpioneer]

A turtle. They are actually surprisingly fast.

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

which one has the bigger penis?

 

[fog]

What is so 'mind-blown' about this?

Fam, word of advice: Pass that joint.

 

[undefinedinc]

Lol what does a million dollars have to do with this?

 

[youngtriz]

Originally Posted by JPioneer

A turtle. They are actually surprisingly fast.

turtles can move.. i had a couple red eared sliders... sloths are just lazy chill

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

you...had no choice to choose

so why you asking us to pick?

Intredasting 

 

[2lipslegit]

Originally Posted by JPioneer

A turtle. They are actually surprisingly fast.

This.

Fam who started this thread is a fool. I rode a tortoise when I was a lil kid back in africa and that thing could move.

 

[thorrocksjs]

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

you...had no choice to choose

so why you asking us to pick?

 

[scshift]

I've seen some pretty quick turtles 

 

[ohyeah10]

whats the track look like? who knows if they will even go straight

 

[westhellthug]

yo OP what are u smokin

 

[noodles]

turtle! by pure reasoning a sloth would be triumphant over the rabbit

 

[iheartdrums]

 

[mplsdunk]

 

[swishasweets]

Originally Posted by ThorrocksJs

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

you...had no choice to choose

so why you asking us to pick?

 

[fog]

Originally Posted by OHyeah10

whats the track look like?

 

[pftjordans]

^ *DEAD*

 

[Shanegerous]

buy a 30$ turtle and keep the rest

 

[|A-Man|]

Originally Posted by ThorrocksJs

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

you...had no choice to choose

so why you asking us to pick?

 

[10 piece nuggets]

Originally Posted by MPLSdunk

Cotdamn.

 

[night marcher01]

Originally Posted by 10 Piece Nuggets

Originally Posted by MPLSdunk

Cotdamn.

YOOO!!! That would be the perfect gif for some "I'm outta here" type of response!!! Somebody get on that!!!

 

[mplsdunk]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Originally Posted by 10 Piece Nuggets

Originally Posted by MPLSdunk

Cotdamn.

YOOO!!! That would be the perfect gif for some "I'm outta here" type of response!!! Somebody get on that!!!

word, it cracks me up how dude just skirts off and jettisons into the water.