Its about that time! Jeezy Quotables Vol. DAAMMMNNNNN

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If I had a billion dollars, I'd spend it all today
show these n's how to play
top floor penthouse I'd show em where I stay
Grand piano might learn to play,
I'd paid a hundred grand just to walk past it every day
:smokin


and a simple one...

I wasn't tryna impress you n's
If hatin' was a crime they'd arrest you n's
Comin' correct as a pornstar.
Dom Kennedy
Soon​
 
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You know i like the white keys on it...
duct tape em and wrap em,
call prejudice cause i never touch the black ones.. (Keys that is)

Mr. Garcia​
 
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Got a Diahrrea flow straight @#%$ on @#%$

Even if I was constapated I'd still @#%$ on @#%$

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If you ain't watchin Kickin' it in the city...You should be ASHAMED of yourself!!!
TEAM
B A L T I M O R E
WEST B-MORE
CHAPTER
 
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Quote:[hr][/hr]be honest @#%$ theres nothin gucci about chu,/
u @#%$ @#%$, everythins coochie about chu,
see straight thru u @#%$, u's a plastic rapper,/
@#%$ all on my @#%$, wheres the magnum wrapper? /

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Federales on my tail, call 'em birdwatchers.
TEAM BEN GORDON
"...he got changed over his change a block off Ashland
 
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The Bin Ladin clips yea they came with the choppers
Ya got a slick mouth I hope it came with a doctor
The boy stack cheese like it came with the whopper
Stay fly like he came in a chopper what's up


I'm a bathing ape fanatic
Red monkey junkie
Glass pots on the stove got the kitchen smellin funky
THE JOKER GANG
"Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"​
 
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Quote:[hr][/hr]@#%$ bad @#%$/ smoke big blunts/ who am i to tell you different/ you only live once[hr][/hr]

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They tryna assanate my character/ but i aint actin/ it aint addin up so you n's subtractin[hr][/hr]

Quote:[hr][/hr]minus the bull- life's great/ just got a camera in my peach in my license plate[hr][/hr]

Quote:[hr][/hr]used to hit the kitchen lights/ roaches everywhere/now i hit the kitchen lights/ marble floors everywhere[hr][/hr]

Quote:[hr][/hr]with my hands on the bible and i somlemly swear to leave the mall with more shoes than i can possibly wear
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Shorty said she like my demeanor... Between me & you i think she diggin my bimmmmmmmer..


[hr][/hr]HeNz $.... "these n's hate the game... but they can't block the layup"
1,000 Hats On EbayMy$pace[hr][/hr]​
 
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"And I still bury a N' put the mask on Jim Carey a N"
teammemphistigers​
15Allen 5Anderson 35Bailey 3Dorsey 14Douglas-Roberts 2Dozier 1Kemp 20Mack 31McGrady 4Niles 32Robinson 23Rose 0Taggart​
 
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Quote:[hr][/hr]let me hop off in the shower
and get myself together ima need about an hour[hr][/hr]
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this
THE JOKER GANG
"Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"​
 
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If you aint talkin bout money, you aint talkin bout @#%$
You wasnt on the waitin list then you aint ridin in @#%$
And if your watch aint cost 100 then you wasted your TIME
If you think you can do me you out your MOTHER @#%$ mind

This @#%$'s insane...
Yeah a straight fool...
100 Million Dollar Car and some house shoes
Call up the dealership...like "yall tricked me"
[Whaaaaat????]
Then why the hell you put my engine where the trunk be
The Black Zack Morris
 
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Quote:[hr][/hr]This n_ insane yeah straight fool,
a half a million dollar car in some house shoes,
call the dealership like "y'all tricked me",
"then why the hell you put my engine where my trunk be?"
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Quote:[hr][/hr]I said I'm so hot but my house cool,
so many rooms that it look like a high school[hr][/hr]
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Louis Vuitton doin nuthin' but wrong,
tha bricks came from Panama
I ship 16 to Arkansas,
and send tha rest to Wichitaw
Meet us for tha fever then,
goin' down in Cleveland (Yuh!)
Yeah I put my taxs on it, you ain't wann' it? - Leave it then! (Haha!)
N's cryin 'bout that drought, 'cause I'm out doin' shows
87-32, n's I rocks my own clothes (Woo!)
I'm ridin' Murcielago (Vroom!), I'm parked at Guillardo
So I got that off white, call her Nelly Furtado


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Team Pacific Northwest
Keep the Sonics in Seattle​
23Jump45Man's HEAT AUCTIONS HERE!
.....http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZ23jump45manQQhtZ-1
 
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Quote:[hr][/hr]used to hit the kitchen lights/ roaches everywhere/now i hit the kitchen lights/ marble floors everywhere[hr][/hr]
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WASHINGTON ********
Super Bowl Champions: XVII:XXII:XXVI
 

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I love Jeezy.

Hysterical quotables.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
-Martin Luther King Jr.
 
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Jeezy's wordplay is HIGHLY underrated. dude is mad clever at times, although I don't like when he rhymes a word with itself when it has the same meaning.

my fav line is prolly:
"I calculate every step, I'm a mathematician/ I make them pigeons disappear, I'm a &@#% magician" :smh:


"Snow man, &!%#@ and I ride two seaters/ its a cold world so I keep two heaters" :smh:


"the .45 make my pants sag/ catch me bouncin thru the club with my black flag (yeaaaahhhh)"

"fresher than a muh-uffer higher than a kite/ lost my mind and my cell phone in the same night"

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I said I'm so hot...but my house cool
So many rooms that it look like a high school
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what song is this?

*BONUS* here's a jeezy inspired line that I made up:
"yeah the shirt cost a hundred and the jeans is sick (yeeeeaahhhh)/ black beamer coupe I call it the Jena 6"
I keep a fresh pair on, and they always crispy like Ritz crackers,
I break so many necks my kicks should come with chiropractors
 
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I don't even mess with Jeezy like that but his verse off Coporate Thuggin was C-R-A-C-K!!!

I said, I'm +Corporate Thuggin+
C-T-E!!
Until the day I die, dat's the way it's gon' be
Thug Motivation, I'm bumpin' in my 3
Blowin' on some killa sh-- dat I got from Zone 3
Blowin' Orange Mile, yeah we call it Tennessee
I'm good in err' hood, err' body know me
So don't wake me up, I swear to God I'm dreamin'
Pray fo' Uncle Ray, yeah dat n---a still beamin'
Lookin' fly in the @#%$ pit, a n---a still leanin'
Money out here, so a n---a still schemin'
And I don't make music fort the muthaf----n' critics
They don't understand 'cause they ain't muthaf----n' livin' it
And I ain't trippin' on +The Source+, I got a muth------n' +plug+
Keep them 5 mics, I'm still a muthaf----n' thug
Now, the question is - CAN A N---A REALLY RAP?
And they ask you - IS YOU EVA BEEN TO THE TRAP?
B---ch I make hits, you n-----s waste time
And I be godamn if I let you waste mine
Like change fo' the betta, but I'm still strapped
Trigga-happy n---a, don't make me relapse
Attitude like "F---k It!" - they hatin' anyway
And I can give a f---k what a n----a gotta say
YOU STILL TALKIN' BLOW? - YOU GOD DAMN RIGHT!
What else I'm gon' say dat's my mu'f-----n' life
I just left Jamaica I'm talkin' Ochos Rios
Sippin' margaritas on the beach in my Adidas
Brought a few pills but dats only fo' the skeezas
Used my black car but dat's only fo' the reefa
Wussuh! (Let's go)
Peace God, word is bond!
 
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