Jordan 1 High Utility

[therealest1]

Who the F came up with this ? This is definitely different, but not in a good way. Whoever came up with this one has to be mentally challenged.

 

[urn0tlike]

A fanny pack for your sneakers

 

[forest hills]

Travis Scott 6s pulled off the utility look perfectly in my opinion. It works well because the 6 is the right mix between sleek and bulky with a complex design to back it up. But these? No. 1s are too sleek and simple to look good with a bunch of unnecessary pouches/pockets on them, especially the massive ones that these are sporting.

 

[JRepp23]

This has to be fake. Its fake right?

 

[spoonmanofthehour]

Perfect for my parachute.

 

[Liquid Swords]

These are atrocious

 

[us3less]

The reaction you guys are looking for is

(Picture kept in original size to match volume of disgust)

 

[vndragonslayer]

If these were trav collab. Ya’ll would eat it up fast

 

[forest hills]

If these were trav collab. Hypebeasts would eat it up fast

Fixed it for you.

 

[therealest1]

 

[therealest1]

 

[therealest1]

I doubt anyone would still want this silliness.

 

[SonofSal]

I thought I saw a new colorway of this trash on the way. Was that a bad dream?

EDIT: nope

 

[therealest1]

More colorways for this joke of a model.




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