Just got electricity back after 4 days

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I read a book (The Townie (best book I've ever read))
I ate tuna out of a can
I did countless pushups
I sunbathed
I took a bath using a bowl and poland springs
I peed with a flashlight
My cellphone died in 12 hours
My toilets were filled with 4 days worth of feces
I threw away $150.00+ worth of food and condiments
My road rage increased times 10
And the grandmothership....I did not fap once

Cool story bro, I know. But Irene can eat my ***.
 
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4 days worth of feces? thats nasty, you should have just pulled a smokey and took a dump in the back
 

RustyShackleford

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Brah my power was out a day, and my schedule was like this: eat, fap, COD, eat, fap, fap, COD, eat, fap, fap, fap, bedtime 
 
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I have a well...so no shower, no water period, no nothing lol

I have a new found respect for those that were struck by Katrina especially, but all storms that left folks in far worse shape than me. No structural damage to the house, no flooding etc. I lucked out.
 
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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Something here doesn't add up, are your toilets electronic?
It depends on your set up... I don't think the toilet is electronic but the fact that he had no power could've prevented the water pump from working.

I remember when I was vacationing in Bangkok, the power went out and the toilet flushed once and the water never came back.
 
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Originally Posted by CelticsPride34

Where you live at OP?
Worcester area.

Don't know the deal with the toilets. Having my own well likely has something to do with it. I tries flushing by pouring water in the back part of the toilet where the pump is (ran out of water, so I was using gatorade, club soda, tonic water). Couldn't get it to flush. So I began rotating toilets. Smelled great.


To those who said they went 7 days-3 weeks without it
 
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Originally Posted by CelticsFan9783

I read a book (The Townie (best book I've ever read))
I ate tuna out of a can
I did countless pushups
I sunbathed
I took a bath using a bowl and poland springs
I peed with a flashlight
My cellphone died in 12 hours
My toilets were filled with 4 days worth of feces
I threw away $150.00+ worth of food and condiments
My road rage increased times 10
And the grandmothership....I did not fap once

Cool story bro, I know. But Irene can eat my ***.
The smell alone would've made me vomit uncontrollably...
 

megatron

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Nah son 4 days? you couldnt go to like a local mall or something that was open? 4 days worth of feces b
 

ksteezy

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Originally Posted by CelticsFan9783

I read a book (The Townie (best book I've ever read))
I ate tuna out of a can
I did countless pushups
I sunbathed
I took a bath using a bowl and poland springs
I peed with a flashlight
My cellphone died in 12 hours
My toilets were filled with 4 days worth of feces
I threw away $150.00+ worth of food and condiments
My road rage increased times 10
And the grandmothership....I did not fap once

Cool story bro, I know. But Irene can eat my ***.


fame there wasn't a hydrant nearby that you guys could have used to get water in order to flush the toilet??....thats what i did during the 04 blackout...no way in hell would i collect 4 days of crap in one toilet...
 
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You couldn't just dig a hole in the backyard?

Long drop styles.



Son, after the earthquake here in Feb try having the whole sewer line %*+*%@. People came up with some beauties, digging long drops, putting up gazebos over it, seats with holes cut out in them, decorating and stuff. We got a special 2.5mm galv steel box made with a toilet seat screwed onto the top
luxury long drops
 
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