ducktailsxaintxi
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textsfromlastnight.com > fmylife.com
Its a hilarious site w/ random freakin text you can read. i.e.
(206): would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
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(804): Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
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(601): I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
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(516): If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
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(617): Need ur aereola diameter
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(85
: I like my sex mixed with concussions.
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(24: yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
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(212): Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
(24: hah, sarcasm, classic
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(60: I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
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(24: They totally botched my boob job. My **** look like they're are winking.
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(90: I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided *+!@ experience
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(650): the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i <3 spencer pratt" tattoo...
Its a hilarious site w/ random freakin text you can read. i.e.
(206): would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Labels: (206)
Replies (0)(804): Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Labels: (804)
Replies (0)(601): I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Labels: (601)
Replies (0)(516): If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Labels: (516)
Replies (0)(617): Need ur aereola diameter
Labels: (617)
Replies (1)(85
: I like my sex mixed with concussions. Labels: (85
Replies (0)(24
: yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did) Labels: (24
Replies (0)(212): Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
(24
: hah, sarcasm, classic Labels: (212), (24
Replies (1)(60
: I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name. Labels: (60
Replies (0)(24
: They totally botched my boob job. My **** look like they're are winking. Labels: (24
Replies (1)(90
: I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided *+!@ experience Labels: (90
Replies (0)(650): the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i <3 spencer pratt" tattoo...
