Longest time away from girl?

[brocomeatme]

Originally Posted by dadecounty11

I was deployed to Iraq for 15 months. Didn't see my wife for 11 straight months.

11 months....that's approximately 48 weeks...48 times 2 = 96 

your girl smashed 96 guys while you were away 

 

[mplsdunk]

not every girl is foul.

but on some real *@@#.  i don't know if you want to do that bro.  this school i used to go to would have graduates recruited to go to antartica.  maybe for the same company i cant remember.  anyways they just said it was maaaddddd boring.

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by BroComeAtMe

Originally Posted by dadecounty11

I was deployed to Iraq for 15 months. Didn't see my wife for 11 straight months.

11 months....that's approximately 48 weeks...48 times 2 = 96 

your girl smashed 96 guys while you were away 

OP that thang won't feel the same no more once you come back cuz. Just go and drop her... yeup.

 

[sauuceking]

4 months, doing LDR with a girl in Japan.

Her thang felt tighter when I finally saw her though and she couldn't take the D as well. I chalked it up as either she kept it locked down or was smashing small D dudes. I ain't trippin either way.

 

[mr fizzy womack]

By "girl"... would a consistent ++%@-buddy count? 

 

If so, she just left for 4 months to Hong Kong.

 

[uptownsdotnetstacky]

You better go make that money

 

[jj jumpman 23]

 

[night marcher01]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by BroComeAtMe

Originally Posted by dadecounty11

I was deployed to Iraq for 15 months. Didn't see my wife for 11 straight months.

11 months....that's approximately 48 weeks...48 times 2 = 96 

your girl smashed 96 guys while you were away 

OP that thang won't feel the same no more once you come back cuz. Just go and drop her... yeup.

Disgusting woman.

 

[jthagreat]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Niketalk's Rule Of Thumb: For every week you don't see your girl, 2 different guys are smashing.