Mature NTers: Roughly how long is your refractory period?

Discussion in 'General' started by airforce1king, Dec 20, 2009.

  1. airforce1king

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    After oral: 15min at most.
    After intercourse: About an hour usually. In that hour I'd like to take a nap.

    I'll explain why I'm asking after a few replies...

    Please save all of the:
    -Bart/Abe Simpson gifs.
    -Gary Coleman gifs.
    -Ayo! gifs/pics.
    -"Cool Story Bro!" statements/pics.
    -And any other bologna you clowns tend to do...
     
  2. whph10

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    What's with these threads?

    I doubt it would improve the quality of your life knowing the "refractory" period of NTers.

    Get this out of my NT.
     
  3. breakin necks

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    roughly 20-25 seconds
     
  4. airforce1king

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    ^Was expecting something like this. Being on NT as long as I have, I'm actually expecting a full on thread back fire. I miss the old days whenKhlav Kalash was the only NT comedian...
     
  5. crumbs

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    5-10min
     
  6. grizzly hebert

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    Wait.....

    What Gary Coleman .gifs?

    I only know of one.
     
  7. whph10

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    I guess you're really curious if you decided to post this, expecting a backfire.

    In that case, I once serenaded my woman with a guitar, seconds after finishing.

    How's that for refractory??? [​IMG]
     
  8. j dilla himself

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. toast1985

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    About 40 seconds, 4 minutes max./
     
  10. octobersfinest

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    What a weird question, go out and enjoy your Sunday OP.
     
  11. enphan

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    why are you asking, dog?

    just say it now...
     
  12. iheartboost

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    20mins.
     
  13. cidman911

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    Ah yes...

    The OG NT comedians. But...

    [Run-DMC] It goes a little somethin like this [Run-DMC]

    Muscle68 > Bastitch = Dirty > Khlav Kalash
     
  14. johnnyredstorm

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    Seems like there's a bunch of horny dudes snowed in without porn posting today.
     
  15. airforce1king

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    How did I forget Muscle?! Muscle was definitely hilarious. Bastitch has always been too sarcastic for me.Dirty's wit has always gotten a chuckle out of me.

    ^Fine. I was talking to this chick who has a Human Sexuality Class next semester and she wants to use me as the person who she'll beinterviewing. She was asking me questions and this came up and she "[​IMG]" me after I said an hour. She said she finds that hard to believe. She said it takes her dude about 16 hours. I then thought she was lying so IGoogled it and sure enough, it can take up to 20 hours. She sarcastically said if it takes me an hour then I must be"rare". I'm thinking to myself, "Out of my group of friends/cousins, I have the longest refractory period." And before ya'll beastall over that sentence, I know because when I was younger we use to run trains on females and I was done after round 1 usually while they were able to doubleup...
     
  16. airforce1king

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    ^How would a thread like this cure me if I was "horny"?

    There's got to be some alternative way of separating mature NTers from others. Perhaps a "Mature forum" or something where you can only access itwith a password that is obtained after completing an IQ Test or something...
     
  17. hyphysole

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    I can go three rounds without a refractory period
     
  18. tree4twenty

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    [​IMG]

    Roasted..

    16 hours? An hour or two is usually sufficient for me. I'm also 28 if it matters.
     
  19. octobersfinest

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    Dude, stop being so salty. You asked a crazy weird (slightly homosexual) question to a bunch of dudes. Quit acting like you're above thepeople criticizing you when you're the one who started this awkward thread.
     
  20. balloonoboy

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    [​IMG]

    Prefacing your post with "mature nters" doesn't make it any less immature.

    This doesn't belong here.
     
  21. dipsetgeneral

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    uhhhhm.

    "refactory" is the term to describe this? :/

    mine is about 4-6 hours [​IMG]