Michael Phelps had a threesome with two strippers (not allowed to post pics but they're out there)

Originally Posted by dreClark

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dude looks/sounds like a ****** but he is a world-class athlete and gets SO much $+@... props
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i wish i had moves like dude when it came to the women, you know i'd be in the bed strokin like:



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Originally Posted by Cragmatic

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by Cragmatic

I have been told 1000 times but numerous people i look JUST like Michael Phelps... I need to start using that to my advantage
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you dont got a stroke like him though
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I kid you not.. random people at work tell me all the time I look like him.. on vacation some random dude came up to me just to tell me I look like Phelps...

Actually I was in Ann Arbor Once... and all the waitresses kept askin me if I was him at Buffalo Wild Wings...

When I got up to leave... some dude patted me on the back and said "Nice swimming buddy"
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I've got this before too. I'll be in the elevator at the hospital where I work and old ladies will tap me and say, "Has anyone evertold you you look like Michael Phelps?" The best was down in New Orleans when I truck pulled up beside me to ask me if I was Michael Phelps
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What a $+%!$
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She tryna expose my dude cuz he treated her like the jumpoff she is... Bad form stripper jus play your position & take 1 for the team...
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& I can def co-sign dude being sort of a douche he comes into my store pretty often... Last time i seen him was black friday & i was like
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Can't you pay somebody to be in here for you
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Imma find out which joint she work at
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(probably not Baltimore Street forall the homers
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) & throw nickels @ her
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^even if she's wearing heels that broad is TALL... Mike makes 6'4" look like damn near 7 ft. when you stand next to him... son body is literallylike a torpedo
 
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