Mom of the Year: Mom Uses Craiglist to get Socially Awkward Son Laid before going to Harvard

[stillin729]

Looking to send her nerdy son off to Harvard in style, this helicopter parent to end all helicopter parents has taken to Craigslist's "casual encounters" section to seek a young woman who can help claim the "socially awkward" boy's virginity, and turn him into a "cool college kid."

The plan is simple: You, a 19 to 20-something seductress, pick up a pair of complimentary tickets to "some great concert," where your target, a handsome 18-year-old varsity cross country team member with "almost zero body fat" will be waiting unsuspectingly.

"Now you spring into action," the ad continues:


You start talking to him during the concert and eventually pick him up. Ask him to take you somewhere after and ditch your friends. Then you seduce him and take his virginity. Keep dating him (and showing him different sex positions) til he goes to college and then let him go gently so he'll have the confidence to date other girls once he's there.

There's a catch, of course: Whatever you do, don't fall in love.

 

[solemate96]

What a good mother.

 

[da doc03]

 

[ecruteakcityboy]

If the person who posted that was really his mother.....

I need pics of said mom to ....

 

[thunderchunk69]

keep trying new positions, lmfaoooo
that's the only part that seems unreal

 

[mike23theking]

That's a pretty nice plan Mom Dukes put together though.

 

[shogun]

Yeah we need pics of the mom too. Maybe she's a freak and has an ad for herself up.

 

[160jordansdeep]

just get a hooker its easier and cheaper

 

[xxpizzo]

it be funny if i knew the person this AD is talking bout

 

[iceman3699]

Kid goes from potentially inventing the next big thing..to a college drop out addicted to drugs. Way to go mom.

 

[dathbgboy]

That's a pretty nice plan Mom Dukes put together though.

I'm sayin, leads me to believe moms used to pull out all the tricks when she was in her hey day

 

[antidope]

Well now he's going to end up seeing this and find out. Wonder how he will react.

 

[frankl1001]

son will zuckerberg his way into woman after he graduates from harvard

 

[jjs07]

Seeing that she could have gotten her son a prostitute, why are you guys even thinking this ad is remotely real? C'mon...there is so much BS on CL, and this falls under that umbrella.

 

[rell826]

 why are you guys even thinking this ad is remotely real?

C'mon...there is so much BS on CL, and this falls under that umbrella.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

@ '(and showing him different sex positions)'

 

[solexsup]

NTers wishing their mom did this for them when they were 18.

 

[fly23s]

Wish my moms did that for me

 

[winzz]

at first i was like but later after reading all the comments..........

 

[snaggykicks]

That's a pretty nice plan Mom Dukes put together though.

 

[stillin729]

NTers wishing their mom did this for them when they were 18.

28

 

[freeze]

lol seems hella fake. Zuckerberg was socially awkward. Now he's worth 14 billy and hittin asian wife yambs.

doesn't seem realistic at all.

 

[royal assassin]

28

 

[bentrill]

moms bout to get him laid and he dont eem know it

 

[tsx24]

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what if i told you




your mom did this for you