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Sometimes I'll walk into a room looking for something and completely forget what I was looking for. #Washed
Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed
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Lol at paying retail for some rag rats.
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Y'all ever lose something, look for it, and find it in your hand?
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Yooooooo!
Bruh. Looking for my phone EVERYWHERE! Went downstairs, upstairs, outside, in the car, walked up the block. In my pocket.
Looking for the remote, same thing. Right next to me on the bed the entire time.
My short term memory is slowly but clearly detioriating. I'll open up a new tab to Google something and if I read one page of a NT thread or watch a segment of tv show I'll forget what I wanted to google.
I use to be sharp as a cutco knife man.
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I've experienced all those things. 
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A couple of weeks ago I was getting ready to go to the gym. Was all set to go except that I couldn't find my house keys. Went crazy looking for them before I realized they were around my neck.
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I remember I was getting ready for the gym and lookin for my headphones... Until I realized they was on my head the whole damn time
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Yep! Makes me feel #Washed every time it happens.
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I always feels like a total dweeb whenever I have to ask the cashier if its time to punch in my phone# for my rewards during checkout
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Speaking of things we hate, I HATE taking a paper coupon from the newspaper or a clipper ad into the store. I'm like we can't have these coupons in a digital form.I always feels like a total dweeb whenever I have to ask the cashier if its time to punch in my phone# for my rewards during checkout
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you shouldn't thoughI always feels like a total dweeb whenever I have to ask the cashier if its time to punch in my phone# for my rewards during checkout
absolutely nothing lame about this
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feel like cashiers expect it at this point
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They tend to always ask me if i have a membership card to scan or to put in my phone # if it ever slips my mind.
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That’s the thing. These young cats aren’t as professional as older heads behind them counters. The older folks will ask if you have a card and what rewards you could get if you didn’t.
Young heads are too busy glancing at their phones and I feel like are always looking for a charger. Or get easily distracted from their coworker walking by like they haven’t been working together all day
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If you don't sound like a grumpy old manThat’s the thing. These young cats aren’t as professional as older heads behind them counters. The older folks will ask if you have a card and what rewards you could get if you didn’t.
Young heads are too busy glancing at their phones and I feel like are always looking for a charger. Or get easily distracted from their coworker walking by like they haven’t been working together all day
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Been washed.
That said....
I’d seriously **** up any previous version of myself RN.
That said....
I’d seriously **** up any previous version of myself RN.
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My son knew the words and song title for that Mo Bamba song and he’s 8 years old and I had no idea wth he was talking about.
When watching award shows I have no idea who the presenters are or what they are famous for
When watching award shows I have no idea who the presenters are or what they are famous for
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I think smoking weed is giving me alzheimer’s.
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Not washed I'm 28 turning 29 in July..but one of my main goals this year is to get 8-10 hours of sleep every night
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This has been happening a lot lately. Walk in to my room like, wait, why did I come in here?
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Nowadays, if the remote falls under the bed, I just
and tell myself “looks like I’m watching _______ for the night.”
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I hate when I’m at an event and have to dap up like 30 people
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Went to the Travis Scott concert this week. Just watching those young cats go WILD in that mosh pit had me 
at 20, 21 i would've been in there going crazy too.
at 20, 21 i would've been in there going crazy too.
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Bad for your heart
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If you don't sound like a grumpy old man
That’s part of the washed game but who’s really laughing last when I save that 2% or get a free sub?
