Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[onewearz]

Think you gotta just lay off the pron and self play. And get good sleep. That should solve 90% of it. Overthinking it and eating all sorts of foods is a tough task and a big lifestyle change.

That said - for those that are / have been in serious relationships (7+ years) how often are you getting down in a week/month.

I’m on that washed 1x a week to 1x every 2 weeks schedule. My girl is great in most ways and great to look at but she lacks that crazy gene and doesn’t really initiate. And i don’t get the energy to be trying all that hard to initiate more than once or twice a week.

We don’t even have kids yet so a little concerned about the laziness we’re putting into this the past few years. This isn’t really a change she’s never been a more than 1x a week type of girl except for the first 6 months.

Anyone reverse this and increase the frequency with a long term partner?

i've been with my wife 31 yrs (21 married), used to have sex everyday like clockwork. now, with 3 kids and both working, we barely go once , twice a week. matter fact i'm on a streak now of a week and a half my wife's still a hot and horny Puerto Rican Bronx chic but i'm starting to turn into Al Bundy. even faked sleep a couple times cause i ain't feel like goin in for an hr of foreplay for literally 60 seconds of action, **** is pathetic nowadays

as far as sex after kids, i know plenty of friends who's wife ain't even wanna be touched after that, mine included. she just told me recently that she was always afraid of getting pregnant again because of the pain. i got no action for like 6 months doesn't seem like she ever recovered that horny demon she used to be even till this day. comes out for stretches every now and then but again, just for streaks. our kids are grown now and we're starting up again and now , of course, i'm starting to get the wet noodle. i'm only 45, could be meds i take but trust when it gets in your head it's hard as hell to get out. she's even told me why bother, i'd rather watch my show, lasts longer. i almost cried in the bathroom

as others here said , staying away form porn is probably the best thing. there was a point were i didn't even know how to initiate sex anymore. i'd be on some *** slappin, spittin on the box **** till she told me to chill that stuff can definitely ruin you. sorry for the book youngsters, this coffee and subject has me like

 

[art vandelay]

i've been with my wife 31 yrs (21 married), used to have sex everyday like clockwork. now, with 3 kids and both working, we barely go once , twice a week. matter fact i'm on a streak now of a week and a half my wife's still a hot and horny Puerto Rican Bronx chic but i'm starting to turn into Al Bundy. even faked sleep a couple times cause i ain't feel like goin in for an hr of foreplay for literally 60 seconds of action, **** is pathetic nowadays

as far as sex after kids, i know plenty of friends who's wife ain't even wanna be touched after that, mine included. she just told me recently that she was always afraid of getting pregnant again because of the pain. i got no action for like 6 months doesn't seem like she ever recovered that horny demon she used to be even till this day. comes out for stretches every now and then but again, just for streaks. our kids are grown now and we're starting up again and now , of course, i'm starting to get the wet noodle. i'm only 45, could be meds i take but trust when it gets in your head it's hard as hell to get out. she's even told me why bother, i'd rather watch my show, lasts longer. i almost cried in the bathroom

as others here said , staying away form porn is probably the best thing. there was a point were i didn't even know how to initiate sex anymore. i'd be on some *** slappin, spittin on the box **** till she told me to chill that stuff can definitely ruin you. sorry for the book youngsters, this coffee and subject has me like

That’s about an honest of a take as one will find here on NT, much respect.

 

[Master Zik]

i've been with my wife 31 yrs (21 married), used to have sex everyday like clockwork. now, with 3 kids and both working, we barely go once , twice a week. matter fact i'm on a streak now of a week and a half my wife's still a hot and horny Puerto Rican Bronx chic but i'm starting to turn into Al Bundy. even faked sleep a couple times cause i ain't feel like goin in for an hr of foreplay for literally 60 seconds of action, **** is pathetic nowadays

as far as sex after kids, i know plenty of friends who's wife ain't even wanna be touched after that, mine included. she just told me recently that she was always afraid of getting pregnant again because of the pain. i got no action for like 6 months doesn't seem like she ever recovered that horny demon she used to be even till this day. comes out for stretches every now and then but again, just for streaks. our kids are grown now and we're starting up again and now , of course, i'm starting to get the wet noodle. i'm only 45, could be meds i take but trust when it gets in your head it's hard as hell to get out. she's even told me why bother, i'd rather watch my show, lasts longer. i almost cried in the bathroom

as others here said , staying away form porn is probably the best thing. there was a point were i didn't even know how to initiate sex anymore. i'd be on some *** slappin, spittin on the box **** till she told me to chill that stuff can definitely ruin you. sorry for the book youngsters, this coffee and subject has me like

You the real MVP man

I swear, they need to make a show out of parts of your life

 

[Mark Antony]

Yeah having a high libido i've learned I need to stay away from porn during relationships and give her all that energy. It's just sometimes damn, yeah i'm horny but not in the mood for all the physical work.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

i've been with my wife 31 yrs (21 married), used to have sex everyday like clockwork. now, with 3 kids and both working, we barely go once , twice a week. matter fact i'm on a streak now of a week and a half my wife's still a hot and horny Puerto Rican Bronx chic but i'm starting to turn into Al Bundy. even faked sleep a couple times cause i ain't feel like goin in for an hr of foreplay for literally 60 seconds of action, **** is pathetic nowadays

as far as sex after kids, i know plenty of friends who's wife ain't even wanna be touched after that, mine included. she just told me recently that she was always afraid of getting pregnant again because of the pain. i got no action for like 6 months doesn't seem like she ever recovered that horny demon she used to be even till this day. comes out for stretches every now and then but again, just for streaks. our kids are grown now and we're starting up again and now , of course, i'm starting to get the wet noodle. i'm only 45, could be meds i take but trust when it gets in your head it's hard as hell to get out. she's even told me why bother, i'd rather watch my show, lasts longer. i almost cried in the bathroom

as others here said , staying away form porn is probably the best thing. there was a point were i didn't even know how to initiate sex anymore. i'd be on some *** slappin, spittin on the box **** till she told me to chill that stuff can definitely ruin you. sorry for the book youngsters, this coffee and subject has me like

Uncle onewearz on the check in

 

[moderndarwin]

That was a MVP level response.

And good to hear from others. Makes it less of a big deal to know it’s just life and there’s no magic sort of relationship everyone else is having

 

[maq25060]

It's just sometimes damn, yeah i'm horny but not in the mood for all the physical work.

Wish I could high five this post.

 

[T0INE]

My dude onewearz

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Crazy to be with the same chick from 14 to 45. That is truly a skill. Side note, put on your coat and ask your wife if she wants anything from Starbucks. On the way back sprinkle some horny goat weed in her pumpkin spice latte. Give it about an hour and a half then ask her if she needs help with anything around the house. Thank me later

 

[Master Zik]

Wish I could high five this post.

That's why when you find a chick who want to do all the work, lock it down.

 

[akajae]

Crazy to be with the same chick from 14 to 45. That is truly a skill. Side note, put on your coat and ask your wife if she wants anything from Starbucks. On the way back sprinkle some horny goat weed in her pumpkin spice latte. Give it about an hour and a half then ask her if she needs help with anything around the house. Thank me later

 

[calibeebee]

she's even told me why bother, i'd rather watch my show, lasts longer. i almost cried in the bathroom

Noooooo not that!! Bruuuuuuhhh I woulda DIED. Don’t know how you recovered from that straight ETHER

 

[Master Zik]

Every time I see that gif I can hear that man's cry

 

[miketysonthekiller]

onewearz post was a sobering as hell.
Thanks for sharing king.

 

[walkingBred]

It's been a while since I played video games

 

[DCAllAfrican]

 

[Grine]

Quarter Push ups - thought you were supposed to slap hands at the top.

 

[jaypesoz]

It's been a while since I played video games

Always see stuff on how nice these twitch players make but I’m too washed to play videogames that much nor want a camera pointed at my constantly. Hell, I still keep black tape on my work computer camera for no reason

 

[deusavertat]

I added more. I just need a white and camo pair and I swear I'm done.

 

[squatchnt]

I see dying your hair keeps you young about to go just for men shopping

 

[ayotayo]

I added more. I just need a white and camo pair and I swear I'm done.

Caught my lil brother rocking these last week. I swear I have been looking for a pair on clearance all week

 

[art vandelay]

Dropped my car off for scheduled maintenance, picked up my car and turned the volume down to adjust my seat.

 

[datznasty]

warning: good/bad advice may follow
onewearz fam i feel you. On the wifey taking forever to catch her O before yall get started, get a little bullet vibrator. You still hold/control it but it's better to administer it to her and help her get that off quickly like a minute or two versus throwing gang signs up on her **** for 45 minutes for her to finally arrive, especially when yall got kids and other obligations and time is always of the essence. Also get you some Cialis. You can get it without a DR's visit from like bluechew, rexmad, etc. Hell its on groupon so combine saving money and sex, 2 of my favorite things. It's not fda approved per say because its for "research," but Maximpeptide's taladafil (Cialis) had my **** looking like it had it's own pulse and was ready to detach and attack a ***** on its own. I'd also recommend mixing it up some too, not to say go full **** if you aren't ready, but send your girl out to a reverse massage parlor like you want her to take a relax spa day and don't know it's dirty, like if you like on the hub massage by black, one of those but pretend you dont know what goes down. Get her juices flowing a little bit. then of course she'll return the favor and you get a 3some or let you take the CC and jump on the RR site. Go to care.com and find a drop in baby sitter for $13 an hour to hold all the kids down (hit them with a melatonin gummy too) and yall go to the strip club and then go to a telly, maybe go to a lesser populus one and get frisky in the auditorium like yall were kids again.

Them crocs are so washed. Only way I might wear them is shower shoes for when I take a shower at the gym, which is rare.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

 

[onewearz]

i finally got to see a urologist about my lil problem and dude prescribed me with cialis ...

that **** is literally no joke. has me stiff as a board forever, could probably do this with my arms out

all jokes aside, dr wants me to take it everyday. now i'm gettin wood talkin to a secretary at work, saying hi to someone, nevermind the train ride home

i might be back to porn star mode. gonna beat the brakes off the wife tomorrow when all the kids are away for the weekend. i'll know if i smell bacon on saturday morning