Most clever or witty comebacks to online banter?

[deleted]

Don't use tired internet cliches.

Be original and attack his identity.

Assassinate his character.

 

[spizike231]

Easy. Just get the other person all riled up, and when you feel like you are beginning to lose, reply to everything with "LOL Y U MAD THO". Post it on their wall, the whole nine yards. Play it off like you were just trollin them. 

 

[mrishnuffin]

"thats y i %%@$ your BM "

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

OP if you want my help you need to give me details of this beef and screencaps (only edited names and pictures)...

The ball is in your court.

 

[josednk1068]

Kill him with kindness for example, " Hey man sorry you feel that way about me, my mom just made a batch of cookies if you want to come by you can have some and we can play playstation."

 

[mayor of nyc]

Tell him "If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M" and tell him his father is a lunch lady. I have more jokes (1 dollar PayPal per joke)

 

[mycoldyourdone]

"Lol I cant even dont even if ur saying my body is ready real life lettuce lol."

 

[servechilled81]

"I heard yo mama held Michael Jordan to 15pts"

 

[fuzzyrobot]

Cook his parents into chili.

 

[coolgraymemo]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

"Lol I cant even dont even if ur saying my body is ready real life lettuce lol."

 

[Ube]

OP tell him That's not what your dad said ?

 

[BranchLifestyle]

Dude's arguin' on facebook...lol.

Never got the point of it.

 

[ryair max 1]

billy madison ultimate insult

 

[ninerfaithful]

-h8 u
-kill yourself
-i'm sorry

 

[47539]

Originally Posted by Mayor of NYC

Tell him "If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M" and tell him his father is a lunch lady. I have more jokes (1 dollar PayPal per joke)

and this : tell him that original man was black and that he's a typical self hating blackness denier
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[DPancakes]

Tell him he was the sperm his mom should have swallowed.

 

[Shanegerous]

Lol at the replies...you lost my dude

 

[twig1026]

No response >>>

 

[kramer]

shoot that tool a fade

 

[guttagetsbusy]

"You won't fade me though"
"I bet you can't whoop me"
"Behind your auntie's ears smells like Jonathan Ogden's chinstrap"

Any of these should suffice.

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

When your backed into a corner, just call him ignorant.

Works on NT.

followed by arguing something that has nothing to do with the original point...
he'll eventually log out...

bong... flawless victory.

 

[jthagreat]

Originally Posted by Mayor of NYC

Tell him "If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M" and tell him his father is a lunch lady. I have more jokes (1 dollar PayPal per joke)

thats a gym

NASIUM

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by Curious24

Im arguing with this tool on facebook, not smart enought, need niketalks help.

[h1]If you can't beat them, confuse them.[/h1]

Originally Posted by Mayor of NYC

Tell him "If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M" and tell him his father is a lunch lady. I have more jokes (1 dollar PayPal per joke)

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

"Lol I cant even dont even if ur saying my body is ready real life lettuce lol."

 

[tego calderon el abayarde]

Call him a troll

Tell him you'll make his shoulders clap

 

[adrian1221]

"like" his comment