Most Random Thing You Have Said/Done While Drunk

[kaycurrency]

I was at Dave & Busters and I was gone off that Hen'.... Me and my friend was at the "claw" machine and we kept winning mini-stuffed footballs and we were throwing them at random peoples heads while they weren't lookin'...straight reckless

 

[2sappy]

I fell asleep on the roof of an apartment building once. I don't remember how I got up there, but apparently I was up there long enough for my friends to come searching for me. 

 

[2sappy]

I fell asleep on the roof of an apartment building once. I don't remember how I got up there, but apparently I was up there long enough for my friends to come searching for me. 

 

[eashawty]

-woke up in the girls bathroom of the club in nuthin but my wife beater & boxer briefs & had to be carried out the club by my homeboys. woke back up in the truck & said "i got the hook up, holla if ya hear me"
-went to waffle house & put money in the jukebox to play sexual healing & i believe i can fly back to back nonstop until i leave while singin along
-went in the fridge & drank apple juice straight out the bottle wit no cup at sum **@#+* house
-start singin random isley brothers songs

theres more i just cant think of it right now

 

[eashawty]

-woke up in the girls bathroom of the club in nuthin but my wife beater & boxer briefs & had to be carried out the club by my homeboys. woke back up in the truck & said "i got the hook up, holla if ya hear me"
-went to waffle house & put money in the jukebox to play sexual healing & i believe i can fly back to back nonstop until i leave while singin along
-went in the fridge & drank apple juice straight out the bottle wit no cup at sum **@#+* house
-start singin random isley brothers songs

theres more i just cant think of it right now

 

[User 37837]

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

 

[User 37837]

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by Scott Frost

I woke up at the bottom of a stairwell outside of a dorm room on top of trash bags with the maintenance dude kicking me to see if I was alive. Guess I missed the sidewalk and tumbled down the stairs and just gave up.

This part got me

  

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by Scott Frost

I woke up at the bottom of a stairwell outside of a dorm room on top of trash bags with the maintenance dude kicking me to see if I was alive. Guess I missed the sidewalk and tumbled down the stairs and just gave up.

This part got me

  

 

[madislander]

friends said i was stumblin down the street and some bum asked me for my loose change so he can buy a burger, told him if you know where to buy a burger for some change take my *@% with you. i threw my arm around him and walked down the road, friends caught up with us and i guess i threw up on the bums leg while they was tryin to get me to stop. next morning my boy said i owed him $5 bucks, cuz he threw the dood a fiver then dragged me away.

 

[madislander]

friends said i was stumblin down the street and some bum asked me for my loose change so he can buy a burger, told him if you know where to buy a burger for some change take my *@% with you. i threw my arm around him and walked down the road, friends caught up with us and i guess i threw up on the bums leg while they was tryin to get me to stop. next morning my boy said i owed him $5 bucks, cuz he threw the dood a fiver then dragged me away.

 

[luong1209]

Talked to a black bouncer in Mandarin.

 

[luong1209]

Talked to a black bouncer in Mandarin.

 

[adobecs4]

-cursed out little kid's on XBL
-Tackled my boy into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese (his brother's daughter's birthday party)

Might be able to add onto this list after tonight

 

[adobecs4]

-cursed out little kid's on XBL
-Tackled my boy into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese (his brother's daughter's birthday party)

Might be able to add onto this list after tonight

 

[bns1201]

pissed in a DHL drop box....
other unmentionables that I am not proud of....alcohol ftl

 

[bns1201]

pissed in a DHL drop box....
other unmentionables that I am not proud of....alcohol ftl

 

[do work son]

left the club, walked half a mile home, then fell asleep in the parking lot of our football stadium. apparently sometime between the walk and falling asleep i made phone calls and some random broad i hardly talk to came and picked me and my boy up at 3 in the morning

 

[do work son]

left the club, walked half a mile home, then fell asleep in the parking lot of our football stadium. apparently sometime between the walk and falling asleep i made phone calls and some random broad i hardly talk to came and picked me and my boy up at 3 in the morning

 

[popcornplaya]

Originally Posted by OHyeah10

i have a ton but one that was really funny, i told my girlfriend that I was dead, and to cut my wiener off...

As for me....SMH. I couldn't even tell you, bruh. I thought I'd be better after HS.

...Things just got worse.

 

[popcornplaya]

Originally Posted by OHyeah10

i have a ton but one that was really funny, i told my girlfriend that I was dead, and to cut my wiener off...

As for me....SMH. I couldn't even tell you, bruh. I thought I'd be better after HS.

...Things just got worse.

 

[kilojules64]

The other night I saw a guy on the train passed out with vomit all over him, i put my finger in his face and said LOOK AT THIS GUY, HE'S SO TIGHT and other things along those lines, then put my finger in his girl's face and said YOU'RE TIGHT TOO, WHERE'D YOU FIND A MAN THAT CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HIS LIQUOR, SEPHORA?!

I was amused.

 

[kilojules64]

The other night I saw a guy on the train passed out with vomit all over him, i put my finger in his face and said LOOK AT THIS GUY, HE'S SO TIGHT and other things along those lines, then put my finger in his girl's face and said YOU'RE TIGHT TOO, WHERE'D YOU FIND A MAN THAT CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HIS LIQUOR, SEPHORA?!

I was amused.

 

[jhobson5]

-Passed out on a Pillar outside of club(after being escorted out), and proceeded to sleep on the pillar in the middle of Downtown. Called my girl at the time and told her i was lost but she could find me on these two cross streets. She came and pick me up. She drove me home and I proceeded to tell her to sleep on the couch because it was too hot.

-Bought a group of bums(like 4 or 5), burritos from the street car. And also decided to take pictures with my new found friends.

-Was visiting my family in Ohio and went to the local bar, got way way drunk. Went back to my grandmas house and threw up a few times. I picked up the phone and it was my mom calling to see how things were going and to talk to my dad. I told her i would go get him, and i put the phone on the ground and passed out(this was at 8 pm), no one realized the phone was off the hook until 10 am the next morning..

 

[jhobson5]

-Passed out on a Pillar outside of club(after being escorted out), and proceeded to sleep on the pillar in the middle of Downtown. Called my girl at the time and told her i was lost but she could find me on these two cross streets. She came and pick me up. She drove me home and I proceeded to tell her to sleep on the couch because it was too hot.

-Bought a group of bums(like 4 or 5), burritos from the street car. And also decided to take pictures with my new found friends.

-Was visiting my family in Ohio and went to the local bar, got way way drunk. Went back to my grandmas house and threw up a few times. I picked up the phone and it was my mom calling to see how things were going and to talk to my dad. I told her i would go get him, and i put the phone on the ground and passed out(this was at 8 pm), no one realized the phone was off the hook until 10 am the next morning..