t0xicman
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- Jan 28, 2008
So here i am back again.
there was alot of fire, debate, and talk in my first Movie review of Cloverfield,
here is the link to the that thread...I just saw Cloverfield...Vol: i want my time back http://niketalk.com/topic/68222
I will continue to make these types of threads and hopefully i can become famous like 4wrestling and his wrestling threads, and like BFA for his soundscans.hopefully i dont get exposed like him though
LISTED BELOW IS CRUCIAL PLOT DETAILS, DONT LOOK BELOW IF U PLAN ON WATCHING IT!
So on to the review
The Notebook review
So many people told me that they cried watching the movie...please if you cried during the movie you either have
1) too much progesterone
2) not enough testosterone
There are just way too many damn points in the movie that i did not understand.
In the start of the movie you have a guy Noah who sees this girl Allie and wants to basically go out with her.
they did too much idiotic things for people to even take this movie seriously, and if you arent serious you thusfor cant call it a good movie
-both these idiots layed down on their backs on the a street intersection...
-the guy climbed up the whole ferris wheel and could of basically died just to ask her out.
-basically her last night(before going to ny) she said she was not ready to have sex, but wants to come back to him after 5-6 years of not seeing him?!?!
Other things non-explained in the movie
so basically the whole movie is told through the story the older noah telling it to the older allie in the hospital.
DO THEY TELL YOU HOW ALLIE LOST HER DAMN MEMORY?
OUT OF NO WHERE YOU FIND OUT THEY HAVE KIDS AND GRAND CHILDREN, DO THEY CARE TO EXPLAIN WHEN THEY MARRIED, HAD SEX AND LET THE CHILDREN OUT HER UMBILICAR CORD?
Also can they explain how that guy was able to build that damn beautiful house all by himself? i call ducktales that one person can do that in the prehistoricage. also was he an idiot for not accepting the offers above his asking price?
DUMMY YOU CAN TAKE THE MONEY BUILD ANOTHER HOUSE AND MAKE MORE MONEY!
If anything i call this movie a ripoff from 50 first dates by adam sandler, it had the same concept of a man and a woman, where the woman loses her memoryeveryday and the man loves her so much that he tells her a story so she would remember.
overall
t0xicman says dont waste your time on this movie
3.5/10 , only reason i gave this anything above a 0 is because both allie and noah died at the end of the movie
there was alot of fire, debate, and talk in my first Movie review of Cloverfield,
here is the link to the that thread...I just saw Cloverfield...Vol: i want my time back http://niketalk.com/topic/68222
I will continue to make these types of threads and hopefully i can become famous like 4wrestling and his wrestling threads, and like BFA for his soundscans.hopefully i dont get exposed like him though
LISTED BELOW IS CRUCIAL PLOT DETAILS, DONT LOOK BELOW IF U PLAN ON WATCHING IT!
So on to the review
The Notebook review
So many people told me that they cried watching the movie...please if you cried during the movie you either have
1) too much progesterone
2) not enough testosterone
There are just way too many damn points in the movie that i did not understand.
In the start of the movie you have a guy Noah who sees this girl Allie and wants to basically go out with her.
they did too much idiotic things for people to even take this movie seriously, and if you arent serious you thusfor cant call it a good movie
-both these idiots layed down on their backs on the a street intersection...
-the guy climbed up the whole ferris wheel and could of basically died just to ask her out.
-basically her last night(before going to ny) she said she was not ready to have sex, but wants to come back to him after 5-6 years of not seeing him?!?!
Other things non-explained in the movie
so basically the whole movie is told through the story the older noah telling it to the older allie in the hospital.
DO THEY TELL YOU HOW ALLIE LOST HER DAMN MEMORY?
OUT OF NO WHERE YOU FIND OUT THEY HAVE KIDS AND GRAND CHILDREN, DO THEY CARE TO EXPLAIN WHEN THEY MARRIED, HAD SEX AND LET THE CHILDREN OUT HER UMBILICAR CORD?
Also can they explain how that guy was able to build that damn beautiful house all by himself? i call ducktales that one person can do that in the prehistoricage. also was he an idiot for not accepting the offers above his asking price?
DUMMY YOU CAN TAKE THE MONEY BUILD ANOTHER HOUSE AND MAKE MORE MONEY!
If anything i call this movie a ripoff from 50 first dates by adam sandler, it had the same concept of a man and a woman, where the woman loses her memoryeveryday and the man loves her so much that he tells her a story so she would remember.
overall
t0xicman says dont waste your time on this movie
3.5/10 , only reason i gave this anything above a 0 is because both allie and noah died at the end of the movie