My buddy has been pounding this chick WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND...and she wanted to kick it with me.

[usherplaylist]

Honestly, shorty isn't even that tight...she was just convenient to invite over. This dude is making us both look really wack.

 

[hymen man]

DON'T FEED THE TROLL

 

[23mcpizzle23]

no pics tho??


i already dont like u...

 

[dajondondo]

You said your friend was drunk right??? sooo... what does that tell you? people get emotional when drunk.

 

[derek916]

Originally Posted by usherplaylist

Girlapproached me in January claiming we have mutual friends.  In otherwords she was sweating me, and we kissed a bit that night, exchanged#s.  The mutual friends said she wouldn't stop talking about me.

Weeklater we hang out again, I invited her to a function affiliated with myprogram.  We had a couple cocktails and she was jocking me all night. My charm was so on point; I WAS NOT WEIRD HUMOR usherplaylist.  I end up poking at my spot later.  For those that will say maybe I didn't stroke properly, no. 

When I dropped baby girl off that night she hit me with the, "You're going to call me, right?

"

Oh I called...a few days later.  Texted her a couple times since then NO WEIRD HUMOR...always the same, "Busy with school/work...next week I'll have some free time..."

I know for a fact she's a really diligent student, but give me a break. 

  She actually told me to holler this week, claiming she'd be free after Spring Break.

Perplexing. Maybe she just used me, idk.

EDIT: I forgot to mention I saw her two weeks ago and the dame acted like everything was normal and was jocking me again.

I had something else on my hands that night so I just hit her with the 

and kept it moving but obviously on the inside I was like

.

this was just 4 days ago

 

[ii jovo ii]

Patron Cafe'?? Really?

 

[cicero avenue dopeman]

 

[mytsharp]

Originally Posted by usherplaylist

How wack is it to scrap over a girl that has a boyfriend...that I didn't even poke.

 

[mosthated770]

WHY IS THIS GUY NOT BANNED YET

obviously a troll

 

[usherplaylist]

I find it hilarious people think all of this is made up.

You guys really need to get a life, maybe then these otherwise pretty normal stories wouldn't sound so unbelievable.

 

[Master Zik]

OP is Darko? It's funny how he keeps posting, updating us like he aint reading the posts in this thread.

 

[wwzer055]

Originally Posted by usherplaylist

I find it hilarious people think all of this is made up.

You guys really need to get a life, maybe then these otherwise pretty normal stories wouldn't sound so unbelievable.

 

[ricardo malta]

Darko gotta be one of the funniest, more entertaining trolls on the interwebz.

Him and Shynop were always good for some lulz.

 

[rianbeing]

you fail for making a thread about riding on your boy just to get people to agree w/you so you don't feel bad about doing so... go tell your friend how much of a loser he is, don't tell the whole world