My cousin wants to kill himself because he can't get laid (srs)

[too steez]

Let him go. There's really a lot of people out there like him, and most don't think about killing themselves, your cousin is a weak individual and is a snail without a shell. He's just a slimy piece of goo. This is not hate, this is simply my raw opinion on the matter. He will have no contribution to this world or even the world he's living in.

 

[sleaze jar omens]

I see I need to read more than pages 6 and 7 to know what the hell is going on in here.

 

[thunderchunk69]

don't blame him, theres a lot of pressure on a guy to lose his virginity.

 

[abutta13]

Originally Posted by WaitWut

Originally Posted by So Nyuh Shi Dae

he's 17? i know people that didn't get laid until they were 24.

this

only good looking dudes or dudes with game get laid under 18

if you an average joe or a loser its gon be a while

this is not true at all. for those of u under 18 struggling to get laid do not get complacent and act like u never read this

 

[nocomment6]

Originally Posted by Sleaze Jar Omens

I see I need to read more than pages 6 and 7 to know what the hell is going on in here.

word.
BTW self harm doesn't necessarily lead to suicide, in most cases it doesn't.

 

[forgot about jae]

Start taking him to the gym with you dude. Even if it makes him feel awkward, he might get dedicated and add some size to everything but his pinga and grow some confidence


The gym helped me A LOT with my depression and anxiety. Srs

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by Nowitzness41

Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop

Originally Posted by solarius49

Mandingo, Shane Diesel, Lexington Steele, Johnny Depth, Brian Pumper, Peter North...of course I can name male pron stars.  No Karamo, but they are the only dudes who I enjoy watching smash some buns.  They get it in the right way.....

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damn that sounded bad

So when you watching pr0n you search for dudes names?
srs question

I know i dont, but Lex and Peter North have the baddest penises in the industry (and are in some of my favorite) Jenna J, August,  Lexi Belle, and so on. That little redhead (could be Faye) that did a scene with Lexi and some white dude is BAD too. But Rocco has had pretty much ALL the best chicks, damm, i ve wasted too much time on pron through my life

 

[savraj1]

You guys suggesting for him to use Backpage do realize that the authorities can use it to do sting operations right? Are you guys trying to get the 
poor guy a criminal record?

 

[sleaze jar omens]

So its looking like dudes mind is warped to me. too much porn x Disney/Teen Nick brainwashing. get him into social situations, but ease into it. chill with him with your boys. start bringing in chicks later, see how it plays out but DONT PRESSURE HIM.

see if he wants to try the buddha.

and there is always the chance he prefers boy coochie.

 

[|A-Man|]

I really don't respect or care for ppl who commit suicide or contemplate it as a choice, especially those that try to threaten others with it and hold friends and family hostage over it.

However, the source from where this talk is coming from is easily remedied. From what I'm reading I don't think it's that serious yet. Find the local wench and hook your cuz up. If he's really looking that suicidal even buying him a prostitute can be condoned. I'm sure once he gets some the first time he'd be on the mission to get it consistently. I will also warn though to watch dude and make sure he doesn't end up like some perverse rapist or worse.

AYO @ him describing his penis to you and then you describing it to us. Totally unneeded. You could've glossed over that part without going in to detail

As far as getting him outside, get him drunk and take him to a strip club. If his parents are always out have a House Party word to the movie.

Some reading and watching to do for your cuz

Roger Dodger
Homunculus

Obviously life isn't like either but just keep encouraging dude to go out.

 

[waitwut]

Originally Posted by solarius49

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

Obviously this cat has been watching too much porn. Mandingo and Shane diesel will make any man feel insecure 

   Yet you can name two male porn stars.

Mandingo, Shane Diesel, Lexington Steele, Johnny Depth, Brian Pumper, Peter North...of course I can name male pron stars.  No Karamo, but they are the only dudes who I enjoy watching smash some buns.  They get it in the right way.....

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damn that sounded bad

my dude searching for dudes instead of good lookin chicks
where dey do dat at

 

[spizike231]

Man.. he needs to talk to someone.

I've tried killing myself before (I posted my story on here in a thread a while back), if anyone ever needs someone to talk to in a situation like that then PM me and I'll give you my number and we can just talk. Nobody should end their life bruh, especially not for a reason like that. He's 17 and has a whole life to look forward to.

Also, take him out somewhere every other day or somethin. Get him started on going out to hang out.. get your friends to chill w/ him too and accept him for bein weird and socially awkward. He'll warm up.

 

[spizike231]

Originally Posted by WaitWut

Originally Posted by solarius49

Originally Posted by RaWeX05



   Yet you can name two male porn stars.

Mandingo, Shane Diesel, Lexington Steele, Johnny Depth, Brian Pumper, Peter North...of course I can name male pron stars.  No Karamo, but they are the only dudes who I enjoy watching smash some buns.  They get it in the right way.....

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damn that sounded bad

my dude searching for dudes instead of good lookin chicks
where dey do dat at

dead.

 

[uncalled4boy]

Who Is The Girl In Ur Avy OP?....
Btw Tell Ur Cuzzo Some Wimminz Offer Box For Funds, Its Literally That Easy.

 

[damnthosejs]

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Originally Posted by damnTHOSEjs

I say just get the Spanish chic, go to his place, make him comfortable with the chic and leave em both.

That's the only way to get this guy to step out of his shell. None of this "go to the restaurant, gym, etc" . Get him laid now.

Remember this is a kid whos in the house all day playing games and watching porn. He thinks thats what sex is. Dude already feels inadequate from comparing himself to porn stars. You get him laid today, he bust all over himself in 2 seconds, deppression is worse.

You don't even want to get him around ladies until he gets his self esteem up.

Who cares if he busts a nut in 2 seconds?

I'll be better the next time
  ...that's what's going to be inside his mind after that. I don't think that'll make him more depressed. If anything he'll be looking at the mirror telling himself "welp, at least I'm not a virgin anymore, I'm a Fn man now". You tell that chic to take over and the rest would be history *well, just make sure she don't have any life-long "gifts" to give your cousin*

Just do it.

 

[ragerx10]

If you're trying to get him laid then go the route of hooking him up with a chick like that spanish one or have him meet one
People who are saying get a #%%!$# and pay for sex are just dumb the guy is 17 not 18  
him getting the yambs might satisfy him at first but its only gonna make him want do it even more which could turn out to be a bad thing but that may be a risk to take
Still the dude needs to just meet people and be around them more. Get some of your friends and go over to his house and play video games or whatever every so often then little by little he'll start to feel comfortable with you and your friends and you invite him out with the same group  

 

[nocomment6]

btw is his self esteem low, because he hasn't had sex? Or because he can't get chicks?

Because if the first is the case, then a pro won't help.
I suppose he just needs to socialize, that you can help him with.

 

[carver]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

Originally Posted by Nowitzness41

Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop


So when you watching pr0n you search for dudes names?
srs question

I know i dont, but Lex and Peter North have the baddest penises in the industry (and are in some of my favorite) Jenna J, August,  Lexi Belle, and so on. That little redhead (could be Faye) that did a scene with Lexi and some white dude is BAD too. But Rocco has had pretty much ALL the best chicks, damm, i ve wasted too much time on pron through my life

 

[pr0phecy718]

Originally Posted by tizoni


tell him to get 300 dollars to buy a nice outfit.. you should tell him to piece together..umm...
you already know..

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if i was in your situation maybe i would take him out and do activities where we can both meet girls and he can build his confidence

 

[kiiing]

Originally Posted by IluvJordanXI

Seriously I think youre trolling and I laugh at the idea of placing a iron on his own face

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I 

'ed at that too. 

 

[tr1ll]

Still too much meat talk...

 

[gottabeem21]

 

[voidemperor]

OP, get your cousin out the house and tell him watching porn on a consistent basis is unhealthy and plagues the mind and psyche.

 

[somethingdunk]

Get your cousin a %+%%!@

 

[skateboard]

He's 17, what's he in a rush to to laid over? Get us some pics of him. Many dudes are handsome (no %@#$) yet they still think they're ugly, much like how anorexic people still see themselves as fat.