My friend just told me he pisses while sitting down at home

[Beruseruku Desu]

My friend just told me he pisses while sitting down at home . . .

he said we he pisses the splash back gets all over his bathroom floors.
I told him either his toilet is too small or the water level is too high.

I checked reddit and it seems like many guys do this.... their wives are concerned.

I cant be the only one thinking this is weird, right?

 

[deusavertat]

This gone be good. Start a poll to check how many guys sit when they pee.

Raises hand.

 

[noskey]

How did this conversation come up?

 

[Beruseruku Desu]

How did this conversation come up?

he moved to a new house and told me he had to piss sitting down

 

[swendro]

You're not the only person who thinks it's weird, but you're weird for thinking it's weird.

 

[noskey]

he moved to a new house and told me he had to piss sitting down

Weird info to offer up unsolicited IMO. I mean, no judgement on my part, people can do as they please. But I'm not going around telling people my bathroom habits.

 

[adobecs4]

I hope he never shares something personal with you again. Loose lips

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I'm sure this will turn into a thread where the Holier than Thou crew will call folks cavemen and toxic males for using their penis privilege by standing up to pee.

This will be fun.

 

[kingkoopa]

You're not the only person who thinks it's weird, but you're weird for thinking it's weird.

We have 1 do we have a 2nd?

 

[akajae]

WIO

 

[ahat]

Plot twist, OP is actually the "friend". He just wants to see if anyone else squats to pee

 

[DCAllAfrican]

It’s time to take a stand against the urinal | Peter Ormerod | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/06/take-a-stand-against-the-urinal

This Sexist Ad For Children's Urinals Is Exactly Where Toxic Masculinity Takes Root
https://www.bustle.com/p/this-sexis...ctly-where-toxic-masculinity-takes-root-81476

Making men sit to pee: A new war on masculinity? - The Globe and Mail

Making men sit to pee: A new war on masculinity?

The Globe and Mail offers the most authoritative news in Canada, featuring national and international news

www.theglobeandmail.com

 

[SC kid]

Do you sit or stand? Vol. when you pee

Was having a bathroom discussion with a woman and she asked if i sit? I sit but im afraid if people know they will question my masculinity Although it is more comfortable how many of you guys sit vs stand? And why? I sit so i can use my phone and relax and not worry bout aiming

niketalk.com

 

[Mark Antony]

I'm sure this will turn into a thread where the Holier than Thou crew will call folks cavemen and toxic males for using their penis privilege by standing up to pee.

This will be fun.

It’s time to take a stand against the urinal | Peter Ormerod | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/06/take-a-stand-against-the-urinal

This Sexist Ad For Children's Urinals Is Exactly Where Toxic Masculinity Takes Root
https://www.bustle.com/p/this-sexis...ctly-where-toxic-masculinity-takes-root-81476

Making men sit to pee: A new war on masculinity? - The Globe and Mail

Making men sit to pee: A new war on masculinity?

The Globe and Mail offers the most authoritative news in Canada, featuring national and international news

www.theglobeandmail.com

This dude. Making up his own beefs.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Do you sit or stand? Vol. when you pee

Was having a bathroom discussion with a woman and she asked if i sit? I sit but im afraid if people know they will question my masculinity Although it is more comfortable how many of you guys sit vs stand? And why? I sit so i can use my phone and relax and not worry bout aiming

niketalk.com

Niketalk believes in making new threads not bumping old threads that AREN'T time sensitive.

 

[picasso swerve]

My morning piss today was goddamn a mess. Had like 3 streams and made a big ol mess.

 

[datznasty]

Its like we forget rhe toilet is still a chair, and the bathroom is a sanctuary where you get reprieve from everybody for a few moments. Probably just peessm then continues to sit there and scrolls social media for 20 minutes then rejoins the rest of the world and comes out

 

[swendro]

It’s time to take a stand against the urinal | Peter Ormerod | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/06/take-a-stand-against-the-urinal

This Sexist Ad For Children's Urinals Is Exactly Where Toxic Masculinity Takes Root
https://www.bustle.com/p/this-sexis...ctly-where-toxic-masculinity-takes-root-81476

Making men sit to pee: A new war on masculinity? - The Globe and Mail

Making men sit to pee: A new war on masculinity?

The Globe and Mail offers the most authoritative news in Canada, featuring national and international news

www.theglobeandmail.com

These pieces are from 2017(bustle.com?), 2015, and 2012(!) (The Globe & Mail?)

I don't think you have to worry about people coming for your urinals.

 

[king of chicago]

My morning piss today was goddamn a mess. Had like 3 streams and made a big ol mess.

 

[jpzx]

I definitely do.

Sometimes you’re too damn tired at 3:30 a.m. to fumble on the wall to find the light switch, or too damn tired to all of a sudden stand or sit in the light, but you know where that toilet is and you sit down.

Sometimes you know you have to go but it’s like 45 seconds from actually taking place because you headed to the bathroom 45 seconds early, so you sit down to be on your phone because standing for 45 seconds doing nothing sounds like a waste of time.

Matter of fact I sat down in the bathroom special to type up this post.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

These pieces are from 2017, 2015, and 2012(!)

I don't think you have to worry about people coming for your urinals.

I don't own any urinals.

 

[noskey]

I definitely do.

Sometimes you’re too damn tired at 3:30 a.m. to fumble on the wall to find the light switch, or too damn tired to all of a sudden stand or sit in the light, but you know where that toilet is and you sit

Bro thats a way different scenario than it being middle of the day, 4pm, up for several hours and up for several more. If you're still more asleep than not, its borderline reckless to not sit down and ensure you're not about to wash down the walls or floor.

 

[Spectacular23]

I hope he never shares something personal with you again. Loose lips

A+ comment

But i stand up regardless, Just an automatic thing to do for me i guess.

 

[TSCQ]

he moved to a new house and told me he had to piss sitting down

advise him to buy the same model toilet in his previous dwelling.

 

[SC kid]

My friend just told me he pisses while sitting down at home . . .

he said we he pisses the splash back gets all over his bathroom floors.
I told him either his toilet is too small or the water level is too high.

I checked reddit and it seems like many guys do this.... their wives are concerned.

I cant be the only one thinking this is weird, right?

Could very well be his form.

Next time he takes a piss go in there and watch him.

Make sure he's pretty close to the bowl.
Look at the angle of his stream.
Should be a low impact angle to reduce droplet impact intensity.
Also make sure he's in a position where his streams impact occurs before the breakup.

Just watch him a couple of times until he gets it right, or ask him to record a session so you can see his form.