My friend just told me he pisses while sitting down at home

[getback]

When I poo I pivot one cheeck before I wipe so that I don't have to reach under and wipe to the front or hunch forward and reach around.

Leaves one cheek and the angus exposed for a convenient wipe.

 

[willypete]

We need to find the thread where one NTer said they spread the cheeks and do a lil dance to release when going number #2

Mans said when it exits is one thing but imagine the reverse

 

[finessence]

“Funny style ….. never down with me
Type that go to the bathroom, sit down and pee”

- Jadakiss

 

[finessence]

Does anybody poop standing up?

I was using the stall in chick fil a once…. Old senior citizen came in. He was trying to beat the door down. Like a velociraptor on Jurassic Park.

I was using the he stall. Browns were in the 2nd quarter of the super bowl though so, he had to wait.

After like 30 seconds of silence, I hear keys and a belt rattling. Old man took a MASSIVE poop in the urinal. I waited for him to finish up and didn’t leave until about 5 minutes after he left. I open the stall, and that urinal was covered in poop man

I died laughing

 

[computersputin]

I do both, AC Slater style

 

[dman14]

If Im In public and even with this set up I still might have to

45 degree squat

 

[15 or less]

We need to find the thread where one NTer said they spread the cheeks and do a lil dance to release when going number #2

Mans said when it exits is one thing but imagine the reverse

Happens often
Sometimes you gotta think what dat reverse would feel like :ugh

 

[adobecs4]

.... Link?

 

[spizike231]

 

[daruma]

 

[Raji Lowenthal]

Reported

 

[noskey]

I miss flyny . Could always count on a special comment from that guy in any thread.

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

yo how i never seen this

need to watch mane

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I was using the stall in chick fil a once…. Old senior citizen came in. He was trying to beat the door down. Like a velociraptor on Jurassic Park.

I was using the he stall. Browns were in the 2nd quarter of the super bowl though so, he had to wait.

After like 30 seconds of silence, I hear keys and a belt rattling. Old man took a MASSIVE poop in the urinal. I waited for him to finish up and didn’t leave until about 5 minutes after he left. I open the stall, and that urinal was covered in poop man

I died laughing

And if somebody else came in they would have thought YOU did it.

 

[willypete]

I miss flyny . Could always count on a special comment from that guy in any thread.

When he made the pipe print thread, I legit was struggling to breathe from the laughs

 

[tr1ll]

What happened to that boy??

 

[onthenephs]

i dunno i kinda hate having piss bounce back of the bowl onto my kicks or pants. Even if i aim straight into the water the splash is ridiculous. always. doesnt matter water level or any of that.

If im home im sitting. Outside never ever a urinal. Thats the nastiest **** ever. You get spashed with mad piss.

 

[Mark Antony]

Funny going back to that sit or stand to wipe thread, I completely converted to sit and never looked back. Stand is kinda stupid in retrospect.

 

[frank mucus]

I hate using the urinals in this one gym cause the people have short dinks or something.

There's always huge puddles on the floor. Me on the other-hand, I'm standing about a foot away so I'm not stepping in pee but hitting the back of the urinal with no problems.

 

[Raji Lowenthal]

 

[willypete]

I hate using the urinals in this one gym cause the people have short dinks or something.

There's always huge puddles on the floor. Me on the other-hand, I'm standing about a foot away so I'm not stepping in pee but hitting the back of the urinal with no problems.

Pics or duck tales papi

 

[Barbados Slim]

When I poo I pivot one cheeck before I wipe so that I don't have to reach under and wipe to the front or hunch forward and reach around.

Leaves one cheek and the angus exposed for a convenient wipe.

Brah there's people on NT that just stand up and spread cheeks to wipe.

 

[spizike231]

Brah there's people on NT that just stand up and spread cheeks to wipe.

We call those people

Psychopaths.

 

[smedroc]

Mans outchea pegging themselves with their......nvm.

Brah there's people on NT that just stand up and spread cheeks to wipe.

Life hack... you don't need to be doing an ATG squat to wipe your *** hole

 

[adobecs4]

While we on topic, anyone ever pissed they pants purposely?
I did this on a laundry day. I would be chilling in the crib, and have the urge to do some wild **** so I might stand up in the bathtub, fully clothed and just let it flow and feel dat warmth. It's laundry day anyways so id just toss the pissy clothes in the wash machine and go about my business (after a shower of course)