Niketalk, have any confessions? Vol. Damn, I Don't Know How To Swim

[luigitheking]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

I was probably about 4 or 5 at the time and i used to have to go to a baby sitter when my parents were at work. The baby sitter also watched her niece and nephew and a couple other kids in the neighborhood. Anyway im chillin and the neice comes in, chick had to have been older than 10, and sits beside me on the couch. Then she starts kissin me and stuff, mind u im young as hell so i was confused. Then she whips it out and starts lickin and suckin on it. Meanwhile like 3 feet away there's a toddler in a playpen watchin all of this. I was nervous as hell so i say "Uh we shouldnt be doin this. *points at the toddler* i think she might tell on us"

. After a while i guess she knew her aunt was comin back so she stopped and told me not to say anything.


I try and forget that happened... ruining my innocence at a young age

I feel bad for calling ducktales earlier after reading this.

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

Originally Posted by KL9

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

For about a year now i still have this problem.. sigh. Everytime i shower i make out with my left arm while i fap. smh.

*dead* /thread

Cot damn bro, you have issues!

 

[lstylez23]

i dont like roller coasters and im terrified of getting on them. lol

 

[trapmuzik617]

Originally Posted by LuigiTheKing

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

I was probably about 4 or 5 at the time and i used to have to go to a baby sitter when my parents were at work. The baby sitter also watched her niece and nephew and a couple other kids in the neighborhood. Anyway im chillin and the neice comes in, chick had to have been older than 10, and sits beside me on the couch. Then she starts kissin me and stuff, mind u im young as hell so i was confused. Then she whips it out and starts lickin and suckin on it. Meanwhile like 3 feet away there's a toddler in a playpen watchin all of this. I was nervous as hell so i say "Uh we shouldnt be doin this. *points at the toddler* i think she might tell on us"

. After a while i guess she knew her aunt was comin back so she stopped and told me not to say anything.


I try and forget that happened... ruining my innocence at a young age

I feel bad for calling ducktales earlier after reading this.

why the HELL would i make some *$@! like this up?

Honestly it kinda scarred me... only person i've told was my ex besides you guys. see if i ever try and share my stories again

 

[brokeballah]

Originally Posted by Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers

Originally Posted by KL9

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

For about a year now i still have this problem.. sigh. Everytime i shower i make out with my left arm while i fap. smh.

*dead* /thread

Cot damn bro, you have issues!

You guys laugh but i bet somewhere in your mind you're telling yourself " hmm that doesn't sound like a bad idea after all. i'm trying it!" don't front guys

 

[heartofthacity]

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

Originally Posted by Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers

Originally Posted by KL9

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

For about a year now i still have this problem.. sigh. Everytime i shower i make out with my left arm while i fap. smh.

*dead* /thread

Cot damn bro, you have issues!

You guys laugh but i bet somewhere in your mind you're telling yourself " hmm that doesn't sound like a bad idea after all. i'm trying it !" don't front guys

YOUR ARM THOUGH

 

[fac3 tak30v312]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by LuigiTheKing

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

why the HELL would i make some *$@! like this up?

Honestly it kinda scarred me... only person i've told was my ex besides you guys. see if i ever try and share my stories again

Trap ... I feel even worse for the little girl 'cause you know someone prolly had her doming them up ...... for her to think this is bothnormal behavior and wrong for her moms to find out

 

[new wu]

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

Originally Posted by Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers

Originally Posted by KL9

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

For about a year now i still have this problem.. sigh. Everytime i shower i make out with my left arm while i fap. smh.

*dead* /thread

Cot damn bro, you have issues!

You guys laugh but i bet somewhere in your mind you're telling yourself " hmm that doesn't sound like a bad idea after all. i'm trying it !" don't front guys

This thread is comedy.

 

[jbeezie]

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

Originally Posted by Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers

Originally Posted by KL9

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

For about a year now i still have this problem.. sigh. Everytime i shower i make out with my left arm while i fap. smh.

*dead* /thread

Cot damn bro, you have issues!

You guys laugh but i bet somewhere in your mind you're telling yourself " hmm that doesn't sound like a bad idea after all. i'm trying it !" don't front guys

NOT AT ALL

 

[gingersaintbad]

I pee in the shower.

I have a horrible addiction to looking at every attractive female even though Im married.

I want to bone this co-worker but again, Im married.

I knew for about a year and a half my boys marriage was coming to an end before he did, but I couldn't break the news to him earlier.

 

[new wu]

I <3 DJ Bana. Yeah, I said it.

 

[bigkorey510]

im hellaaaa looaaaded right now hahahahaha

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by LuigiTheKing

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

I was probably about 4 or 5 at the time and i used to have to go to a baby sitter when my parents were at work. The baby sitter also watched her niece and nephew and a couple other kids in the neighborhood. Anyway im chillin and the neice comes in, chick had to have been older than 10, and sits beside me on the couch. Then she starts kissin me and stuff, mind u im young as hell so i was confused. Then she whips it out and starts lickin and suckin on it. Meanwhile like 3 feet away there's a toddler in a playpen watchin all of this. I was nervous as hell so i say "Uh we shouldnt be doin this. *points at the toddler* i think she might tell on us"

. After a while i guess she knew her aunt was comin back so she stopped and told me not to say anything.


I try and forget that happened... ruining my innocence at a young age

I feel bad for calling ducktales earlier after reading this.

why the HELL would i make some *$@! like this up?

Honestly it kinda scarred me... only person i've told was my ex besides you guys. see if i ever try and share my stories again

I believe you. I used to go in the bathroom and feel girls in my class' cooch. That was in the 1st grade and I don't think I've ever told anybodythis.

 

[jbeezie]

im tryna bone this chick.

shes 18. ill be 24 in a week. and i dont know if this is a bad thing or not.

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

I had sex with my friends sister.

I got caught fapping in a parking lot by security. I think he was watching me the whole time.

I use to mess up all my socks masturbating in them. My mom found a few and asked me do I masturbate in my socks. I said no, how dare you? She goes "That is sperm, don't lie to me. It's ok, all boys do it. Just stop effing up new socks".

*DEAD* I'm not coming back in this thread

 

[tonysoprano]

I got a good one:



This occured when I was 7 or 8. There were these lifestyle magazines aimed at Teens, and they contained like soft core porn pics & sex tips sometimes.

Anyway, me and my friends used to steal them off our older siblings who were like 14-15 cause we weren't allowed to buy them. As it happened I had a'girlfriend' at the time aswell.

One day I was over at her house and I brought along one of those magazines and we were looking at them and we decided to re-enact some of the scenes we saw.Mind you, we had no idea what sex was, felt like etc. being so young.



I saw/read in the magazines that something comes out of the guy but the only thing I knew that it could be must be pee

Anyway so I get the gf to bend over doggy style over the toilet so as not to spill anything. I then proceed to stick my wiener between her legs and move (as Ihad seen in the magazines), I didn't put it in anywhere and don't even remember if I got a boner.

After like 10-15 seconds, I then proceeded to pee a bit thinking that this is the 'orgasm' part I had read about and we were gonna look like the peoplein the Magazines. All that happened is pee running down her leg

Needless to say I was disappointed when nothing happened and made a mess on top of it. I moved away a few years later and I only remembered it when I was like19.

I've recently made contact with that chick again but I dunno if I should mention it, she'll probably pretend it never happened

 

[kakashi]

http://niketalk.com/topic/223139

 

[russoull]

This story was meant to be kept to myself but I might as well post:

So at Work its my job to escort people that do maintenance in the building so I have to be by their side at all times until they leave.

This Mechanic black dude with John Madden breath was actin questionable while he was fixing the X-Ray machine. Dude showed off his jailbroken iPhone and askedme to check it out, but he immediately took it back and said "OH WAIT...I have...ughh...porn in there." I came to realize that this dude might begay. Anyway after 15 minutes he finished up, got his !%## together, and RIGHT in front of me...dude "drops" something, picks it up, and dead centerof my view this dude showed his NEON BLUE FISHNET BRIEFS.

On the way out this dude was walkin dead %!% close to me and asked me "What are you doin later?" Me: "Work..." Him: "Well...I guessI'm going home to play with myself for a couple hours...I'm soo bored..." *looks at me* and pats me on the back.

I slept with the lights on that night.

 

[new wu]

Originally Posted by TonySoprano

I got a good one:



This occured when I was 7 or 8. There were these lifestyle magazines aimed at Teens, and they contained like soft core porn pics & sex tips sometimes.

Anyway, me and my friends used to steal them off our older siblings who were like 14-15 cause we weren't allowed to buy them. As it happened I had a 'girlfriend' at the time aswell.

One day I was over at her house and I brought along one of those magazines and we were looking at them and we decided to re-enact some of the scenes we saw. Mind you, we had no idea what sex was, felt like etc. being so young.



I saw/read in the magazines that something comes out of the guy but the only thing I knew that it could be must be pee

Anyway so I get the gf to bend over doggy style over the toilet so as not to spill anything. I then proceed to stick my wiener between her legs and move (as I had seen in the magazines), I didn't put it in anywhere and don't even remember if I got a boner.

After like 10-15 seconds, I then proceeded to pee a bit thinking that this is the 'orgasm' part I had read about and we were gonna look like the people in the Magazines. All that happened is pee running down her leg

Needless to say I was disappointed when nothing happened and made a mess on top of it. I moved away a few years later and I only remembered it when I was like 19.

I've recently made contact with that chick again but I dunno if I should mention it, she'll probably pretend it never happened

Thread Of The Year.

 

[Master Zik]

Originally Posted by New Wu

Originally Posted by TonySoprano

I got a good one:



This occured when I was 7 or 8. There were these lifestyle magazines aimed at Teens, and they contained like soft core porn pics & sex tips sometimes.

Anyway, me and my friends used to steal them off our older siblings who were like 14-15 cause we weren't allowed to buy them. As it happened I had a 'girlfriend' at the time aswell.

One day I was over at her house and I brought along one of those magazines and we were looking at them and we decided to re-enact some of the scenes we saw. Mind you, we had no idea what sex was, felt like etc. being so young.



I saw/read in the magazines that something comes out of the guy but the only thing I knew that it could be must be pee

Anyway so I get the gf to bend over doggy style over the toilet so as not to spill anything. I then proceed to stick my wiener between her legs and move (as I had seen in the magazines), I didn't put it in anywhere and don't even remember if I got a boner.

After like 10-15 seconds, I then proceeded to pee a bit thinking that this is the 'orgasm' part I had read about and we were gonna look like the people in the Magazines. All that happened is pee running down her leg

Needless to say I was disappointed when nothing happened and made a mess on top of it. I moved away a few years later and I only remembered it when I was like 19.

I've recently made contact with that chick again but I dunno if I should mention it, she'll probably pretend it never happened

Thread Of The Year.

I did not see that last part coming.

 

[extraordinary swag]

Originally Posted by TonySoprano

I got a good one:



This occured when I was 7 or 8. There were these lifestyle magazines aimed at Teens, and they contained like soft core porn pics & sex tips sometimes.

Anyway, me and my friends used to steal them off our older siblings who were like 14-15 cause we weren't allowed to buy them. As it happened I had a 'girlfriend' at the time aswell.

One day I was over at her house and I brought along one of those magazines and we were looking at them and we decided to re-enact some of the scenes we saw. Mind you, we had no idea what sex was, felt like etc. being so young.



I saw/read in the magazines that something comes out of the guy but the only thing I knew that it could be must be pee

Anyway so I get the gf to bend over doggy style over the toilet so as not to spill anything. I then proceed to stick my wiener between her legs and move (as I had seen in the magazines), I didn't put it in anywhere and don't even remember if I got a boner.

After like 10-15 seconds, I then proceeded to pee a bit thinking that this is the 'orgasm' part I had read about and we were gonna look like the people in the Magazines. All that happened is pee running down her leg

Needless to say I was disappointed when nothing happened and made a mess on top of it. I moved away a few years later and I only remembered it when I was like 19.

I've recently made contact with that chick again but I dunno if I should mention it, she'll probably pretend it never happened

and I thought my bathroom escapades were something as a kid, you my friend were ahead of the game

 

[capricorn1229]

Talk about repressed memories TonySoprano. My God.

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

Originally Posted by fac3 tak30v312

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by LuigiTheKing

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

why the HELL would i make some *$@! like this up?

Honestly it kinda scarred me... only person i've told was my ex besides you guys. see if i ever try and share my stories again

Trap ... I feel even worse for the little girl 'cause you know someone prolly had her doming them up ...... for her to think this is both normal behavior and wrong for her moms to find out

....and for the 15/16 year old girl tryingto get the 9 year old to feel her up. this is some *#+@%# up %!%$.

 

[cidman911]

Originally Posted by TonySoprano


I've recently made contact with that chick again but I dunno if I should mention it, she'll probably pretend it never happened

The things kids do...

. If she has a sense of humor bring it up...if not, it's justbetter that you don't.

I did something similar with a few girls when I was around 6-7. But not peeing on them!! We'd just get naked and hug...My father's friends'sdaughter even told me "Okay. We did...Now we're married" Even then I was like "I don't wanna marry you"

With that same girl I remember I was once trying to look up her thing with a flashlight to see what was inside.

I ran into her when we were like 16 but she just did a quick Hi/Bye...Guess she was still angry I didn't wanna 'marry her'.

 

[j23diego]

This thread has me

Im terrified of heights and spiders.

NT Is AMAZING.