Niketalk, have any confessions? Vol. Damn, I Don't Know How To Swim

[miketysonthekiller]

My 3rd grade teacher kinda traumatized me. She used to tell the class how it was disgusting to share your food or drinks with others and all the #+!% thatwould happen if you did. I'm like 10-11 years old, and this %*%*@ is throwing all sorts of things at us. I swear I had nightmares because of her sometimes.Till this day, I hate sharing my food, I mean, I know she was on some other #+!%, but if anybody asks for a "waterfall" off of my drink or somethinglike that, I give it to them and proceed to throw away the food right away.

 

[biggatree]

When I was 16, I worked at a Shoppers Drug Mart in Canada. Started out teefing little things here and there, but as time went by, I got on some klepto status.I would take orders from people at school and then go to work in the afternoon and steal whatever they asked for. It was a pretty lucrative operation, madesome good cash.

Well, one day the inevitable happened and I got caught. All of a sudden they implemented a bag searching policy for staff, I was the first victim. They firedme and informed me that I'm not allowed in any Shoppers Drug Mart as a customer ever again. The entire staff found out about it. Embarrassing as hell.

Fast forward a couple of years...I got brave and walked into another Shoppers Drug Mart in my area to buy some essentials. Not really paying attention to whowas at the cash, I put my stuff down to be scanned. Low and behold...it's this ugly cow that used to work at my store.

Cashier: Biggatree?
Me: Huh?
Cashier: It's me Anne, don't you remember?
Me: Umm...what?
Cashier: Don't you remember me from Shoppers?
Me: Uhhhh...I'm not biggatree
Cashier: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm his brother....Mike
Cashier: He never told me he had a brother....you guys look exactly the same
Me: Yeah I get that alot.
Cashier: You sure you're not biggatree?
Me: Yeah
Cashier: Ummm...well say hi to him for me
Me: O.K.
*power walks out of the store*

 

[new wu]

Originally Posted by biggatree

When I was 16, I worked at a Shoppers Drug Mart in Canada. Started out teefing little things here and there, but as time went by, I got on some klepto status. I would take orders from people at school and then go to work in the afternoon and steal whatever they asked for. It was a pretty lucrative operation, made some good cash.

Well, one day the inevitable happened and I got caught. All of a sudden they implemented a bag searching policy for staff, I was the first victim. They fired me and informed me that I'm not allowed in any Shoppers Drug Mart as a customer ever again. The entire staff found out about it. Embarrassing as hell.

Fast forward a couple of years...I got brave and walked into another Shoppers Drug Mart in my area to buy some essentials. Not really paying attention to who was at the cash, I put my stuff down to be scanned. Low and behold...it's this ugly cow that used to work at my store.

Cashier: Biggatree?
Me: Huh?
Cashier: It's me Anne, don't you remember?
Me: Umm...what?
Cashier: Don't you remember me from Shoppers?
Me: Uhhhh...I'm not biggatree
Cashier: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm his brother....Mike
Cashier: He never told me he had a brother....you guys look exactly the same
Me: Yeah I get that alot.
Cashier: You sure you're not biggatree?
Me: Yeah
Cashier: Ummm...well say hi to him for me
Me: O.K.
*power walks out of the store*

Wait...Your names Biggatree?

 

[biggatree]

Originally Posted by New Wu

Originally Posted by biggatree

When I was 16, I worked at a Shoppers Drug Mart in Canada. Started out teefing little things here and there, but as time went by, I got on some klepto status. I would take orders from people at school and then go to work in the afternoon and steal whatever they asked for. It was a pretty lucrative operation, made some good cash.

Well, one day the inevitable happened and I got caught. All of a sudden they implemented a bag searching policy for staff, I was the first victim. They fired me and informed me that I'm not allowed in any Shoppers Drug Mart as a customer ever again. The entire staff found out about it. Embarrassing as hell.

Fast forward a couple of years...I got brave and walked into another Shoppers Drug Mart in my area to buy some essentials. Not really paying attention to who was at the cash, I put my stuff down to be scanned. Low and behold...it's this ugly cow that used to work at my store.

Cashier: Biggatree?
Me: Huh?
Cashier: It's me Anne, don't you remember?
Me: Umm...what?
Cashier: Don't you remember me from Shoppers?
Me: Uhhhh...I'm not biggatree
Cashier: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm his brother....Mike
Cashier: He never told me he had a brother....you guys look exactly the same
Me: Yeah I get that alot.
Cashier: You sure you're not biggatree?
Me: Yeah
Cashier: Ummm...well say hi to him for me
Me: O.K.
*power walks out of the store*

Wait...Your names Biggatree?

No

Just cautious about putting my legal name on NT.

 

[new wu]

Originally Posted by biggatree

Originally Posted by New Wu

Originally Posted by biggatree

When I was 16, I worked at a Shoppers Drug Mart in Canada. Started out teefing little things here and there, but as time went by, I got on some klepto status. I would take orders from people at school and then go to work in the afternoon and steal whatever they asked for. It was a pretty lucrative operation, made some good cash.

Well, one day the inevitable happened and I got caught. All of a sudden they implemented a bag searching policy for staff, I was the first victim. They fired me and informed me that I'm not allowed in any Shoppers Drug Mart as a customer ever again. The entire staff found out about it. Embarrassing as hell.

Fast forward a couple of years...I got brave and walked into another Shoppers Drug Mart in my area to buy some essentials. Not really paying attention to who was at the cash, I put my stuff down to be scanned. Low and behold...it's this ugly cow that used to work at my store.

Cashier: Biggatree?
Me: Huh?
Cashier: It's me Anne, don't you remember?
Me: Umm...what?
Cashier: Don't you remember me from Shoppers?
Me: Uhhhh...I'm not biggatree
Cashier: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm his brother....Mike
Cashier: He never told me he had a brother....you guys look exactly the same
Me: Yeah I get that alot.
Cashier: You sure you're not biggatree?
Me: Yeah
Cashier: Ummm...well say hi to him for me
Me: O.K.
*power walks out of the store*

Wait...Your names Biggatree?

No

Just cautious about putting my legal name on NT.

. What, is it "Kelly" or somethin?

 

[romedadude]

I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was 12...

 

[Master Zik]

Originally Posted by biggatree

Started out teefing little things here and there

Oh you be teefing too? I teef tree tings today

 

[410fresh]

Originally Posted by New Wu

Originally Posted by biggatree

Originally Posted by New Wu

Originally Posted by biggatree

When I was 16, I worked at a Shoppers Drug Mart in Canada. Started out teefing little things here and there, but as time went by, I got on some klepto status. I would take orders from people at school and then go to work in the afternoon and steal whatever they asked for. It was a pretty lucrative operation, made some good cash.

Well, one day the inevitable happened and I got caught. All of a sudden they implemented a bag searching policy for staff, I was the first victim. They fired me and informed me that I'm not allowed in any Shoppers Drug Mart as a customer ever again. The entire staff found out about it. Embarrassing as hell.

Fast forward a couple of years...I got brave and walked into another Shoppers Drug Mart in my area to buy some essentials. Not really paying attention to who was at the cash, I put my stuff down to be scanned. Low and behold...it's this ugly cow that used to work at my store.

Cashier: Biggatree?
Me: Huh?
Cashier: It's me Anne, don't you remember?
Me: Umm...what?
Cashier: Don't you remember me from Shoppers?
Me: Uhhhh...I'm not biggatree
Cashier: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm his brother....Mike
Cashier: He never told me he had a brother....you guys look exactly the same
Me: Yeah I get that alot.
Cashier: You sure you're not biggatree?
Me: Yeah
Cashier: Ummm...well say hi to him for me
Me: O.K.
*power walks out of the store*

Wait...Your names Biggatree?

No

Just cautious about putting my legal name on NT.

. What, is it "Kelly" or somethin?

Rainbow Johnson?

 

[trueballer507]

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

For about a year now i still have this problem.. sigh. Everytime i shower i make out with my left arm while i fap. smh.

 

[darth dnzy]

--Just read the 1st page. I didnt really learn how to swim till I was 20 or so.
--But I learned how to ride a bike when I was 6.

--As for confessions..
--I've backhanded 2 of my ex-gf's. With a closed fist.
--SMH at me. Even though they cheated, I have learned hitting a female aint warranted. Ever.

--Aint ever happening again. It eats away at you.

 

[swanginon4z]

-i tried to eat a gurls (()) when i was the yung ripe age of 10 and it smelled like pee. i gently placed my tounge upon it in disgust. then she domed me up

and i peed err where lol
-when i was about 11yo i use to stroke where the cushions intersect in the couch like sex with my weiner and fap on the regular!
-i use to get bullied and beat up in elementry (i was ascary peon who didnt know how to fight)
-i pull more o's on myspace than in person.
-was born a crack baby in 1991.
-my mother has been in prison most of my life.
-use to bang my ex gurl almost errtime she was on her period just because i wanted to have sex that bad! we had sex EVERYDAY when we lived together btw.
-i once ate a girl out so she wouldnt tell my gal/the whole school that my joint wouldnt get hard so we could do the do.
-was swangin this last past summer and hit a dudes car and totaled it. and out of nowhere dude whooped my +%!! R.I.P.

all i could think of at the moment

 

[swanginon4z]

&& 1 more..

-from the ages of 13-16 i harldy EVER had a round of sex that lasted longer than 2 minutes...

 

[wanksta23]

i love these threads

 

[black leg]

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Originally Posted by biggatree

Started out teefing little things here and there

Oh you be teefing too? I teef tree tings today

 

[retromj17]

Mine are krazy...


-I watched my first porn at the age of 4 while my older cousin was at sleep.
-When i the age of 4 i was on an airplane 2 Guatemala in Central America and i stuck my hand up the flight attendant's skirt.
-In kindergarden i would stick my hand in girls privates and they never told on me, they liked it!

-I lost my virginity at the age of 7 in a closet by a girl older than me, but i was to scared 2 get caught.

-My 6th grade teacher showed me her thong after class was over she was fine as hell!!!!!!

-Stupid *** me ate a girl out when i was 8 she was about the same age.
-Gave a very tempting massage to my best friends mother when i was 10.

 

[swanginon4z]

Originally Posted by retromj17

Mine are krazy...


-I watched my first porn at the age of 4 while my older cousin was at sleep.
-When i the age of 4 i was on an airplane 2 Guatemala in Central America and i stuck my hand up the flight attendant's skirt.
-In kindergarden i would stick my hand in girls privates and they never told on me, they liked it!

-I lost my virginity at the age of 7 in a closet by a girl older than me, but i was to scared 2 get caught.

-My 6th grade teacher showed me her thong after class was over she was fine as hell!!!!!!

-Stupid *** me ate a girl out when i was 8 she was about the same age.
-Gave a very tempting massage to my best friends mother when i was 10.

wait for it...WAIT FOR IT....

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

Originally Posted by retromj17

Mine are krazy...


-I watched my first porn at the age of 4 while my older cousin was at sleep.
-When i the age of 4 i was on an airplane 2 Guatemala in Central America and i stuck my hand up the flight attendant's skirt.
-In kindergarden i would stick my hand in girls privates and they never told on me, they liked it!

-I lost my virginity at the age of 7 in a closet by a girl older than me, but i was to scared 2 get caught.

-My 6th grade teacher showed me her thong after class was over she was fine as hell!!!!!!

-Stupid *** me ate a girl out when i was 8 she was about the same age.
-Gave a very tempting massage to my best friends mother when i was 10.

wait for it...WAIT FOR IT....

 

[nktran001]

Can't let go of this girl I left a while ago.

 

[kakashi]

nktran001 you're from michigan? what part? i'm greater rochester ftw

 

[frostythepoptart]

^ team combo setup.

my only thing is i had fake sex at like age 7 or 8.

didn't know how it worked so i was but naked sucking on this chicks nipples dry humping her crotch area.

 

[butters14]

I managed to fall for a girl and have some intentions of stealing her from her boyfriend..
They've been together for about a month.

One week ago she was in my room alone with me, and somehow I managed to not make a physical move.
I don't even know, I need to get my control back here.

 

[imsods]

#$%% it....

Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I wasalways the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play housewhen our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...

Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught usbutt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, theynever told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER afterthat...

So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatleyburst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...

Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...

I smashed.....

I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT

 

[marionthebarberian]

Im 28 and im hollering at this 16 year old...smh at me.

 

[trapmuzik617]

Originally Posted by imsoDS

#$%% it....

Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I was always the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play house when our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...

Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught us butt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, they never told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER after that...

So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatley burst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...

Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...

I smashed.....

I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT

Wincest.


Oh, pics of your cousin to see if it was worth effin your family or ducktales

 

[jigga boi]

WOW you smashed your cousin WOW