NoVA Cheesecake Factory was like a sneaker release...but w/o shoes

[jjs07]

I've said this NUMEROUS times...I think CF has the best restaurant-quality cheesecake around. Come at me bros....

[SAS] HOWEVA [/SAS] you gotta be on something to wait 2+ hours for ONE slice of free cheesecake. This is nuts. Folks gotta do better.

The Cheesecake Factory offered free slices of cheesecake on Wednesday, and the feverish response got out-of-hand in Arlington, with one man arrested.

Arlington County Police responded to the Clarendon location of the national chain, in the 2900 block of Clarendon Boulevard, after 1 p.m. after receiving reports of a crowd and double-parked cars.

Free Cheesecake Day Sparks Chaos in Clarendon

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Humans

 

[Fozz]

LOL

 

[alchemist iq]

We’ve been here before sadly.

 

[mike honcho]

Child’s play

 

[jjs07]

"free" brings out the worst in people.

 

[danger style]

Low IQ

 

[ahat]

Low IQ

alchemist iq

 

[kingfoamnyc]

We’ve been here before sadly.

Dog I play this at least once every couple months

 

[alchemist iq]

Low IQ

alchemist iq

The cheerleaders.

 

[shotsrangout]

Low IQ

Not sure what you mean by this but I’m gonna take it as disrespectful

 

[RIP sleazyy]

That ultimate red velvet joint is absolute fire

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

Humans

Oh that's right, you see yourself as more than human.

#godcomplex

 

[danger style]

Not sure what you mean by this but I’m gonna take it as disrespectful

DCAllAfrican told me to post it

 

[Top Boy]

What are you doing with your life where you'll tolerate spending hours in line for a free slice of cake?

 

[alchemist iq]

What are you doing with your life where you'll tolerate spending hours in line for a free slice of cake?

"Humans" are fairly irrational when comes to free deals like this.
just not worth get put in a chokehold for something that can easily be bought for a few bucks at any supermarket that sells cheesecake.

 

[stuntman mike]

so desperate they wait 2 hours in a crowd for a $6 slice of cheesecake? bums.

 

[flacobey]

Surprised this happened at that location.

 

[eracism]

"NoVA" sounds awful. No offense but it sounds like a place I could mobb thru unscathed.

 

[Top Boy]

so desperate they wait 2 hours in a crowd for a $6 slice of cheesecake? bums.

You finally get in after an hour and no one has touched their cheesecake, just a bunch of people snapping it and putting it on IG like they got that exclusive hook up

 

[RIP sleazyy]

"NoVA" sounds awful. No offense but it sounds like a place I could mobb thru unscathed.

That's most places period, why would this be offensive

 

[AEA18]

I've never had cheesecake from CF

 

[jjs07]

"NoVA" sounds awful. No offense but it sounds like a place I could mobb thru unscathed.

Those frat boys would wash ur face w/ that vegan tofu u eat.

Bar fights galore in Clarendon. Bro central. U ain't built for it.

 

[Mark Antony]

Some of the most incredible dining within an earshot and they go crazy for cheesecake factory. You know your intern was out there.

 

[you go boy]

i wonder if diddy sent anyone out there to get him a slice