NT, after a #2, wipe sitting down or standing up? VOL. Mr Hankey

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Man, sitting around talking to some of the guys. this gets thrown out into the discussion... How can people wipe their $$% sitting down??????? I had some friends telling me they just lift their cheek and wipe, im like $++..
 

mark madsen

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i whip my bungholio standing up so i can get all the poop off it.

i don't know how people can toss other peoples salads when you think about it. i mean poop comes out of that hole.
 
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Stand up. Those people who wipe sitting down are the same ones whos booty starts itching a few minutes later and they have to go back to the bathroom just to rewipe.
 
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Originally Posted by DatZNasty

Stand up. Those people who wipe sitting down are the same ones whos booty starts itching a few minutes later and they have to go back to the bathroom just to rewipe.
Charmin + TP = Clean as a whistle!
 

big j 33

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I can safely say I've never heard of someone standing up while wiping.

I've never had problems sitting down either.
 

2o6

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Originally Posted by Dead Stokc

Standing up???
I'm takin a deuce right now and I'm not goin to try that.
not straight up.
MW2 crouch status.
 

so authentic

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Originally Posted by Big J 33

I can safely say I've never heard of someone standing up while wiping.

I've never had problems sitting down either.
word. who wipes standing up? is that some NY stuff or something?
 
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Standing up.
who wipes sitting down? you cant even clean all the way..
Am I the only one who looks at my #2 when im done?
 
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I deadass didn't know people wiped standing up! WTH

I wipe sitting down like a normal person
 
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The times when you wipe once and you peek at the paper and see that its clean as a whistle is def appreciated.
 
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Originally Posted by jgalan713

Standing up.
who wipes sitting down? you cant even clean all the way..
Am I the only one who looks at my #2 when im done?
Snap picture if it a good one, send to friends, await responses, and then
 
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Sitting down no questions.

Lift my junk and just wipe like that, who's lifting cheeks and ++#*?
I use TP and then finish up with a wet wipe thing. (Thanks to NT
)

I can't even imagine standing up before wiping, what if leftovers smush in your cheeks or something?
 

ggarvinxx3

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i stand up


i also wipe several times so i always flush about five to six times and i like to damp the tissue w/ water



its almost the equivalent to a shower
 
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is it normal to have a lil dried blood on your tissue paper during your last wipes? Maybe from wiping too much
 

club29

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i put one leg up on the bathtub so i can get as much leverage as possible into each wipe.

Quality > Quantity
 
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what the pho...is crouching considered sitting cause how u gonna wipe your *@% when your whole *@% is covering thew toilet seat...don't tell me yall wipe from from the front...

And who the hell stands up...that's just rediculous...
 
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never heard of wiping while sitting down...is it kinda like how females wipe themselves after peeing?
standing, ftw
 
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