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Location: Flint, MI
Downtown earlier tonight I was walking down the street with a friend of mine to my car. On the sidewalk we see this homeless asian lady with one leg sitting in a wheelchair. She called out to me but I didn't answer at first, thinking she was gonna ask me for money. After a couple "sir"s I decide to give her two seconds of my time to see what she really wants. She asks me if I can do her a favor... she wants me to pull up her jeans because she's in a wheelchair unattended and she only has one leg.
NT, I'm generally a nice guy to strangers... "you never know who's watching" and all that stuff. I decide to help her out and go on my way...
As I approach I look to see where her jeans are but her jacket is covering most of her bottom. She tells me the plan is for me to pull up her jeans when she uses her arms to prop herself up on her one leg. I say cool. She stands up and as I put my hands on her jeans to pull them up they graze her adult diaper, which is now in plain sight... and which is also wet. Soaking wet. At the same time a smell like roadkill death and broken dreams wafts up from the depths of the chair and a feeling of complete helplessness rolls over me... Falling into a world of vinegar piss, feces and malicious disease I start to think existentially about the world. Filth lady snaps me out of it though, because I realize she's telling me to actually reach down and touch her rotting, bacteria-thriving jeans. I decline, walk to the pizza place down the street, and wash my hands while I think about putting my head through the faucet.
Now I'm home, but my eye's starting to itch. It's because I have allergies, but it also makes me wonder what kind of exotic ailments I could have contracted from the cess-puddle that was that woman's diaper. Any NTers with a medical degree? Thanks.
Downtown earlier tonight I was walking down the street with a friend of mine to my car. On the sidewalk we see this homeless asian lady with one leg sitting in a wheelchair. She called out to me but I didn't answer at first, thinking she was gonna ask me for money. After a couple "sir"s I decide to give her two seconds of my time to see what she really wants. She asks me if I can do her a favor... she wants me to pull up her jeans because she's in a wheelchair unattended and she only has one leg.
NT, I'm generally a nice guy to strangers... "you never know who's watching" and all that stuff. I decide to help her out and go on my way...
As I approach I look to see where her jeans are but her jacket is covering most of her bottom. She tells me the plan is for me to pull up her jeans when she uses her arms to prop herself up on her one leg. I say cool. She stands up and as I put my hands on her jeans to pull them up they graze her adult diaper, which is now in plain sight... and which is also wet. Soaking wet. At the same time a smell like roadkill death and broken dreams wafts up from the depths of the chair and a feeling of complete helplessness rolls over me... Falling into a world of vinegar piss, feces and malicious disease I start to think existentially about the world. Filth lady snaps me out of it though, because I realize she's telling me to actually reach down and touch her rotting, bacteria-thriving jeans. I decline, walk to the pizza place down the street, and wash my hands while I think about putting my head through the faucet.
Now I'm home, but my eye's starting to itch. It's because I have allergies, but it also makes me wonder what kind of exotic ailments I could have contracted from the cess-puddle that was that woman's diaper. Any NTers with a medical degree? Thanks.