NT real talk...who would wife up OPRAH?

jose cansec0

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imagine that...sittin back at home while the wife brings in the bank....

*wakes up from his dream*

i mean shes not THATT bad lookin...discuss...
 
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the real question is why not??

I think she smashing Gail though so no go for men.
 
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Marry her....let her go do her thing and bring in the gwap....have the whole house for me and my real girl (Cheat on Oprah)....i dunno...just a suggestion
 
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Originally Posted by C o IVI p L e X

i would in a heartbeat.
now remaining faithful is a different story.
but that's a lot of money!
Could you even get away with cheating on her? doubt it.
 
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Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT

Originally Posted by C o IVI p L e X

i would in a heartbeat.
now remaining faithful is a different story.
but that's a lot of money!
Could you even get away with cheating on her? doubt it.
Truth.

Good chance you going missing or mysteriously committing suicide if that happened.
 
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I GUARANTEE that when the clothes come off, the food (that was once held down in your gut) will want to come out...

For a woman that damn fat who has been fat for so long, there ain't a damn part of her body that doesn't sag.


For the record I couldn't put my pipe in that. Can you imagine how funky she is just an hour after a shower. Sweating in one of her folds....

I hate to be so damn mean, but c'mon folks. What wouldn't you do for money?
 
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