NT SCHOOL ME ON SIMPIN'

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  1. antonlavey

    antonlavey Banned

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    NT I clearly need to start simpin more. My callous/casual approach to women doesn't work for long term smashing. Even better, school me onsimping without spending any money. Where do you take girls for a romantic night out? What are the little things you do that give girls butterflies in theirstomach? School me on chivalry. I was watching "Family man" last night when it dawned on me....women like long romantic speeches. Nicholas Cage'sex-gf was about to board a plane for Paris and he gave this long romantic speech that talked her into staying. School me on romantic speeches.



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  2. tarvald drama chase

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    what the hell is Simpin?? go back to ISS

    or just take the L and try ur luck with the dudes
     
  3. carlosdapaperboy

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    Being a simp = treating a JO like a wifey. You ain't a simp if you treat your wifey well, only if you treat random broads well.....
     
  4. raptors29

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    Don't stoop that low. Don't become a simp. It's not a good look.
     
  5. nothingbefore

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    simps = get cheated on
     
  6. lu cash

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    What you want to do is not simping, it's just settling down.
     
  7. antonlavey

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    Ok I'm not simpin' sincerely...I just need to simp enough to smash on a regular basis and not wife.[​IMG]
     
  8. drsfinest72

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    be the sweetest guy to her.

    what i do is ask about her past relationships and find out what went wrong and how was the guy.

    by u asking her that. u know two things, what kinda guys shes into and what kinda guy you shouldnt be.

    be better but be different than her past guys. once u got that. just stay complimenting her. and show her lots of luv.

    more than 80% of the time, a relationship starts by the guy asking to go out with the chick. if you pipe and you want her to be a long term pipe partner, justmake sure you dont ask her "if u wanna go out"

    go out for the first few times to nice places. like the movies or dinner. then take a walk through the park. do this a couple of times. and then she should becomfortable enough around you. ask her if she wants to come over to your crib and watch a movie and just relax. while watching the movie. make slow butproductive moves. kiss her neck and rub her behind her ears. go for the kiss & so on. before you know it homie u smashing.
     
  9. elpablo21

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    Dont even say nothing at all.....all you need is a boombox and Lenny Williams

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  10. carlosdapaperboy

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    The problem with doing that is that some chicks will perceive your simpin' to mean that you actually care about them and then they will want a realrelationship.....
     
  11. antonlavey

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    I absolutely do not want to settle down....I just need to form slightly more meaningful relationships with girls so I smash on a slightly regularbasis....or a JO as you put it.
     
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  15. theabove

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    LOL

    Girls need a bit of a challenge. Be nice, but at the same time be distant.



    Definition check for me: JO?
     
  16. antonlavey

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    Let my man drsfinest ride out[​IMG]. I thought the advice he gave was good,albeit extreme but it's a start.
     
  17. jabawokee

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    She's gonna start lookin at you like the boyfriend type and not the quick lay type.... do you though...
     
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    simpin = fake pimpin

    saving a hizzoe while the next man beat her ({}) up
     
  19. jayhood23

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    Oxymoron....broads that know you're a simp are gonna expect you to spend cash on em
     
  20. maddog345

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    Jumpoff
     
  21. elpablo21

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    If it aint extreme...then that just aint simpin' [​IMG]
     
  22. drsfinest72

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    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]F u guys. im just giving him advice. i aint gonna front. i done what i wrote up there wit my ex..well sorta.
     
  23. antonlavey

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    There are romantic things you can do for girls without spending that much money. I was thinking more along the lines of using my word to woo her into smashing
     
  24. lazianboi

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    dude u worship satan...
     
  25. antonlavey

    antonlavey Banned

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    Dude, care to contribute to the thread?[​IMG]