NT SCHOOL ME ON SIMPIN'

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NT I clearly need to start simpin more. My callous/casual approach to women doesn't work for long term smashing. Even better, school me onsimping without spending any money. Where do you take girls for a romantic night out? What are the little things you do that give girls butterflies in theirstomach? School me on chivalry. I was watching "Family man" last night when it dawned on me....women like long romantic speeches. Nicholas Cage'sex-gf was about to board a plane for Paris and he gave this long romantic speech that talked her into staying. School me on romantic speeches.



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Being a simp = treating a JO like a wifey. You ain't a simp if you treat your wifey well, only if you treat random broads well.....
 
Originally Posted by carlosdapaperboy

Being a simp = treating a JO like a wifey. You ain't a simp if you treat your wifey well, only if you treat random broads well.....

Ok I'm not simpin' sincerely...I just need to simp enough to smash on a regular basis and not wife.
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be the sweetest guy to her.

what i do is ask about her past relationships and find out what went wrong and how was the guy.

by u asking her that. u know two things, what kinda guys shes into and what kinda guy you shouldnt be.

be better but be different than her past guys. once u got that. just stay complimenting her. and show her lots of luv.

more than 80% of the time, a relationship starts by the guy asking to go out with the chick. if you pipe and you want her to be a long term pipe partner, justmake sure you dont ask her "if u wanna go out"

go out for the first few times to nice places. like the movies or dinner. then take a walk through the park. do this a couple of times. and then she should becomfortable enough around you. ask her if she wants to come over to your crib and watch a movie and just relax. while watching the movie. make slow butproductive moves. kiss her neck and rub her behind her ears. go for the kiss & so on. before you know it homie u smashing.
 
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by carlosdapaperboy

Being a simp = treating a JO like a wifey. You ain't a simp if you treat your wifey well, only if you treat random broads well.....

Ok I'm not simpin' sincerely...I just need to simp enough to smash on a regular basis and not wife.
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The problem with doing that is that some chicks will perceive your simpin' to mean that you actually care about them and then they will want a realrelationship.....
 
Originally Posted by lu cash

What you want to do is not simping, it's just settling down.
I absolutely do not want to settle down....I just need to form slightly more meaningful relationships with girls so I smash on a slightly regularbasis....or a JO as you put it.
 
Originally Posted by drsfinest72

be the sweetest guy to her.

what i do is ask about her past relationships and find out what went wrong and how was the guy.

by u asking her that. u know two things, what kinda guys shes into and what kinda guy you shouldnt be.

be better but be different than her past guys. once u got that. just stay complimenting her. and show her lots of luv.

more than 80% of the time, a relationship starts by the guy asking to go out with the chick. if you pipe and you want her to be a long term pipe partner, just make sure you dont ask her "if u wanna go out"

go out for the first few times to nice places. like the movies or dinner. then take a walk through the park. do this a couple of times. and then she should be comfortable enough around you. ask her if she wants to come over to your crib and watch a movie and just relax. while watching the movie. make slow but productive moves. kiss her neck and rub her behind her ears. go for the kiss & so on. before you know it homie u smashing.


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Originally Posted by drsfinest72

be the sweetest guy to her.

what i do is ask about her past relationships and find out what went wrong and how was the guy.

by u asking her that. u know two things, what kinda guys shes into and what kinda guy you shouldnt be.

be better but be different than her past guys. once u got that. just stay complimenting her. and show her lots of luv.

more than 80% of the time, a relationship starts by the guy asking to go out with the chick. if you pipe and you want her to be a long term pipe partner, just make sure you dont ask her "if u wanna go out"

go out for the first few times to nice places. like the movies or dinner. then take a walk through the park. do this a couple of times. and then she should be comfortable enough around you. ask her if she wants to come over to your crib and watch a movie and just relax. while watching the movie. make slow but productive moves. kiss her neck and rub her behind her ears. go for the kiss & so on. before you know it homie u smashing.
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LOL

Girls need a bit of a challenge. Be nice, but at the same time be distant.



Definition check for me: JO?
 
Let my man drsfinest ride out
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. I thought the advice he gave was good,albeit extreme but it's a start.
 
She's gonna start lookin at you like the boyfriend type and not the quick lay type.... do you though...
 
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

NT I clearly need to start simpin more. My callous/casual approach to women doesn't work for long term smashing. Even better, school me on simping without spending any money. Where do you take girls for a romantic night out? What are the little things you do that give girls butterflies in their stomach? School me on chivalry. I was watching "Family man" last night when it dawned on me....women like long romantic speeches. Nicholas Cage's ex-gf was about to board a plane for Paris and he gave this long romantic speech that talked her into staying. School me on romantic speeches.



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Oxymoron....broads that know you're a simp are gonna expect you to spend cash on em
 
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Let my man drsfinest ride out
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. I thought the advice he gave was good, albeit extreme but it's a start.
If it aint extreme...then that just aint simpin'
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Originally Posted by WHPH10

Originally Posted by drsfinest72

be the sweetest guy to her.

what i do is ask about her past relationships and find out what went wrong and how was the guy.

by u asking her that. u know two things, what kinda guys shes into and what kinda guy you shouldnt be.

be better but be different than her past guys. once u got that. just stay complimenting her. and show her lots of luv.

more than 80% of the time, a relationship starts by the guy asking to go out with the chick. if you pipe and you want her to be a long term pipe partner, just make sure you dont ask her "if u wanna go out"

go out for the first few times to nice places. like the movies or dinner. then take a walk through the park. do this a couple of times. and then she should be comfortable enough around you. ask her if she wants to come over to your crib and watch a movie and just relax. while watching the movie. make slow but productive moves. kiss her neck and rub her behind her ears. go for the kiss & so on. before you know it homie u smashing.
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F u guys. im just giving him advice. i aint gonna front. i done what i wrote up there wit my ex..well sorta.
 
Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

NT I clearly need to start simpin more. My callous/casual approach to women doesn't work for long term smashing. Even better, school me on simping without spending any money. Where do you take girls for a romantic night out? What are the little things



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Oxymoron....broads that know you're a simp are gonna expect you to spend cash on em

There are romantic things you can do for girls without spending that much money. I was thinking more along the lines of using my word to woo her into smashing
 
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