NT...what's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say?

[coolgraymemo]

another from the same roommate

friend: "if you could have any car what kind would you get?"
friend 1: "oh probably a 'rari or something"
friend 2: "bentley gt"

idiot: "Automatic"

 

[johnnyhardaway]

filipinos are pacific islanders

 

[ricfawse]

"Hey how are you today? Do you need any help?"
"Do y'all have any Adidas (or New Balance or Levis)"
"Um, no... We are the Nike Clearance Store, we only sell Nike.."


*DEAD*:x

 

[jbpkickz]

some girls came in the macys and asked if they sold" Lacosta"

 

[iamlegend2345]

In High School my homeboy thought a company called "CONVERTIBLE" made all convertibles. IE. Fords, Chevy's, Lamborghini's, Mercedes, Toyatas, in convertible forms were from the same company.SMFH. I spent 30 min schooling son on cars.

That was the dumbest bs I've heard to date, with some very close runner up's. 

 

[jalrulz]

heard this chick call louboutin, la-bow-tin.

 

[tyevvyotcu]

irv gotti in the club getting tipsy

:x

 

[macc e-money]

This chick I know said " I'm yolo " WTF that even mean, I'm you on live once? All that yolo talk is dumb, crazy because growing up my advice was you only live once but when drake and this new generation of followers made it a trend I stopped all together.

 

[Thierry Henry]

heard this chick call louboutin, la-bow-tin.

she was probably just spelling it the way it sounds lol

 

[tr1ll]

"The weed most people smoke has been stepped on.."

 

[bballermarkie]

Here's a couple from a girl in my AP history class

her "So whats the American Revolution?"
teacher (explains)
her "No I know that....but is it still going on?"


her"So what country did we fight in the civil war?"


her "What part of England is Britain in?"


THIS WAS AN AP CLASS...

 

[chillbroswaggin]

girl: what race is your dog?
me: do you mean breed?
girl: oh yeah, hahha
me:

 

[5dividedby4]

filipinos are pacific islanders

I know a lot of Filipinos that claim they are.

 

[Trey Bantz]

batman trilogy > godfather trilogy

 

[Moderngz]

When they say all Hispanics are Mexicans

 

[703flipfiend]

Close chick friend of mine said, "Who's Jason Waterfalls in the TLC song?"... as in "Don't go chasin' (Jason) waterfalls..."

 

[speakup23]

Me: "Aye you up?"
Chick: "Yea, you?"
Me: "Nevermind Goodnight"

>:

 

[championboyz7]

Yo i literally just laughed out loud right now.Probably waking everybody up in my house.

 

[thunderchunk69]

someone in S

Exactly.


If dude even wins ONE medal, hes a failure all of a sudden. 

I love when sports fans call the #2 team in ALL OF THE WORLD, "horrible" :x :x
this is why I can't take watching sports seriously.

 

[coolgraymemo]

Not the dumbest, but it annoys me ~

Fans that speak like they are part of their favorite team. For example, "We're going to the x championship," "We just drafted x," and so on.

 

[ohmygosher]

Not the dumbest, but it annoys me ~

Fans that speak like they are part of their favorite team. For example, "We're going to the x championship," "We just drafted x," and so on.

That's called being a fan. 

You must be a Heat "fan".

Negged. 

 

[macc e-money]

Jason waterfalls? Lmao

 

[maddoxkay]

girl: what race is your dog?
me: do you mean breed?
girl: oh yeah, hahha
me:

 

[T Lo Sweater]

girl - troy do you know "keith"?

me - yes why

girl - hes going to the nba in a few years (posts a bunch of the moneybag and diamond ring emojis)

me - ... wow

girl - he is boyfriend material

me - dont you have a boyfriend

girl - hes nothing compared to a future nba player

 

[jbpkickz]

girl - troy do you know "keith"?

me - yes why

girl - hes going to the nba in a few years (posts a bunch of the moneybag and diamond ring emojis)

me - ... wow

girl - he is boyfriend material

me - dont you have a boyfriend

girl - hes nothing compared to a future nba player

smh birds gon bird