NT...what's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say?

[joepac12]

"Follow me so I can smash a subpar female"

 

[cocotaso1]

this guy at my job tried telling me that bun-b from ugk stands for bunsen burner.

 

[Mark Antony]

"Follow me so I can smash a subpar female"

SO I ASK PLEASE YALL FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM AND REACH 500 SO I CAN GET THE POON!!!!

 

[MetalMario]

high school biology:
teacher: sperm in 95% sugar
girl: then why is it so salty
teacher :

r

 

[marcgrat]

THIS: http://niketalk.com/t/501704/nt-please-help-your-fellow-fam-out-smashin-shorty-pics

 

[iamyourfather]

if you dont get it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Georgia–Russia_crisis

 

[youngdoc]

THIS: http://niketalk.com/t/501704/nt-please-help-your-fellow-fam-out-smashin-shorty-pics

SMH

Even the internet game is f'ed up now...

 

[youngdoc]

I guarantee if you say yambs in conversation, it will become part of your lingo

I caught myself almost texting it to a non NT'er.

I think I'm retiring my usage of the word

 

[lobotomybeats]

There is this miserable middle-aged woman at work who always does the following..

*knocks twice on my office door (keep in mind, my door has a window where I can see her frumpy self out there) and then opens my door...
HER: 'Knock knock...Hey blah blah blah....'
ME: Connie, you know how you knock on my door?'
HER: 'Yes.'
Me: 'That sound that you produce while knocking, I can hear that on the inside. The spoken 'knock knock' is redundant'
HER: 'Oh...here's your mail'

 

[Thierry Henry]

this guy at my job tried telling me that bun-b from ugk stands for bunsen burner.

 

[jackieboy]

Girl @ middle of the conversation: "My Dad goes to the solarium."

 

[janice rossi]

my ex: babe when did the mighty ducks become the anaheim ducks?

me: -____-  

 

[potatoglasses]

high school biology:

teacher: sperm in 95% sugar
girl: then why is it so salty

teacher :

r

Great gif execution. Repped.

 

[Gex the Damaja]

my ex: babe when did the mighty ducks become the anaheim ducks?
me: -____-  

You know the might ducks of Anaheim changed their name to the Anaheim ducks in 2004-2005 when Disney sold the team? Not really seeing how this is a dumb question...

 

[L7oser]

Girl: "Imma pour this Ciroc in the icetray so we can have frozen Ciroc cubes"

 

[janice rossi]

maybe i should of said hes why is he asking a girl?

 

[ricky409]

There is this miserable middle-aged woman at work who always does the following..
*knocks twice on my office door (keep in mind, my door has a window where I can see her frumpy self out there) and then opens my door...
HER: 'Knock knock...Hey blah blah blah....'
ME: Connie, you know how you knock on my door?'
HER: 'Yes.'
Me: 'That sound that you produce while knocking, I can hear that on the inside. The spoken 'knock knock' is redundant'
HER: 'Oh...here's your mail'

No need to be a jerk to the old lady, my dude... a simple "thanks for the mail" would do.

 

[baldgrill]

Chillin on the beach at Lake Tahoe yesterday. Another group of folks walks up and sets up shop near the water.

A girl in the group addresses everyone, "You guys don't think we're too close to the water? We'll have to move our stuff when the tide comes in"

Again, I was chillin at Lake Tahoe.

 

[club-27]

You know the might ducks of Anaheim changed their name to the Anaheim ducks in 2004-2005 when Disney sold the team? Not really seeing how this is a dumb question...

because JANICE ROSSI IS A *****

JANICE, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A *****!

 

[hybridsoldier23]

my ex: babe when did the mighty ducks become the anaheim ducks?
me: -____-  

 

[putting in work]

Some kid in the Music Forum said Bob Marley is an overrated Legend... yes Bob Marley!

 

[killabee]

some broad on my facebook "I don't believe in common sense, because what might be common to one person might not be common to someone else"

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Girl on Twitter said, "All I want to see are some REAL South Africans. Not all of these whit epeople."

 

[retrospect90]

some broad on my facebook "I don't believe in common sense, because what might be common to one person might not be common to someone else"

I wonder if that was my 10th grade culinary teacher. she said the exact same thing to us the first day of school.

 

[yeah]

Two girls are standing at a stoplight near campus.
Girl #1: Why does the stoplight beep all the time?
Girl #2: I think it sets the pace you are supposed to walk.
Girl #1: No that can't be it. It's probably for people with disabilities.
Girl #2: Yeah, maybe it's for deaf people.

Words can't even.