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[Master Zik]

Girl was talking dirty and it caught me off guard. I don't usually do it and I tried to play along.

She started talking nasty and mentioned her panties.

So I said "You mean, the panties your mother laid out for you?"

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[im a helion]

Originally Posted by eye see soles

Originally Posted by Jiggaman414

Originally Posted by eye see soles

I Love You

simp

I was in HS.

Ya'll kill me.

 

[xxhonchoxx]

Originally Posted by careo24

"I'm gonna UPS you my nuts because i know you've been waiting for that package"

 

[jumpoffthegod]

"Baby girl when I gaze into your eyes, I wanna give you a wonderful surprise"
"Yo baby lemme dig up in them guts" First she won't acknowledge me but now she can't get off of me.

 

[hella fresh007]

"let's have sex while you're in a headstand so you can see my nuts hitting your stomach."

 

[westhellthug]

"babygirl come sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that cums up"

 

[deveroesshopper]

i stay tellin em

"let me go HAM on that thang"

 

[reeeem0]

"mmmm i see you fat in the front shawty...let me hit u up after here so i can taste that thang."



theres more....aint fin get shot over it tho

 

[gello 201]

This one breezy and I would use euphemisms for sex. One night I was twisted, and at the time we were substituting board games for sex: "I wanna playmonopoly with that $*# ALL night. Straight to boardwalk, hotels on everything, luxury taxin that *** monopoly"

it worked, but i dare not say"FTW" on this one.

 

[dylishis]

I threatened to sodomize a guy with a pool stick about a 1/2 hour ago.

He was talking %+%$ and almost made me miss my shot. I had to.

 

[waveyjoneslocker]

I wish my weenis was smaller so I could fit it in your ear.

 

[gello 201]

Originally Posted by Dylishis

I threatened to sodomize a guy with a pool stick about a 1/2 hour ago.

He was talking %+%$ and almost made me miss my shot. I had to.

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