NT, what's your favorite "Yo Mama" joke?

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by lawinnn

Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the chin.

Came in here to post this one.

  

 

[bijald0331]

Yo mama so slow she got lapped by yuku.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a NT tee and thought she was going to get one.
Yo mama so stupid she still buys from RockDeep.

ehh...

 

[bijald0331]

Yo mama so slow she got lapped by yuku.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a NT tee and thought she was going to get one.
Yo mama so stupid she still buys from RockDeep.

ehh...

 

[blacklion23]

Yo momma head so big when she put on a turtleneck it look like a busted condom.
Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a froot loop.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo momma so old she poot dust.
Yo momma on crack.(this one lead to so many fights in the hood)

 

[blacklion23]

Yo momma head so big when she put on a turtleneck it look like a busted condom.
Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a froot loop.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo momma so old she poot dust.
Yo momma on crack.(this one lead to so many fights in the hood)

 

[mossman75]

yo momma so stupid i told her to go out and buy a color tv she came back and said what color?
yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
yo momma so stupid i told her to make up her mind she put some lip stick on her forehead

 

[mossman75]

yo momma so stupid i told her to go out and buy a color tv she came back and said what color?
yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
yo momma so stupid i told her to make up her mind she put some lip stick on her forehead

 

[did0]

Yo momma so fat she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit 

 i tried

 

[did0]

Yo momma so fat she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit 

 i tried

 

[visualmusic]

Originally Posted by bijald0331

Yo mama so slow she got lapped by yuku.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a NT tee and thought she was going to get one.
Yo mama so stupid she still buys from RockDeep.

ehh...

That Wii Fit one is pretty funny too.

 

[visualmusic]

Originally Posted by bijald0331

Yo mama so slow she got lapped by yuku.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a NT tee and thought she was going to get one.
Yo mama so stupid she still buys from RockDeep.

ehh...

That Wii Fit one is pretty funny too.

 

[bravo]

yo momma so nasty the govt makes her carry a a warning sign

yo momma so nasty that when her legs open global warming goes up


i tried 

 

[bravo]

yo momma so nasty the govt makes her carry a a warning sign

yo momma so nasty that when her legs open global warming goes up


i tried 

 

[bijald0331]

Originally Posted by throwedyonasb

yo momma so nasty the govt makes her carry a a warning sign

yo momma so nasty that when her legs open global warming goes up


i tried 

 @ how bad these are. 
Sorry man. I know it feels bad 

 

[bijald0331]

Originally Posted by throwedyonasb

yo momma so nasty the govt makes her carry a a warning sign

yo momma so nasty that when her legs open global warming goes up


i tried 

 @ how bad these are. 
Sorry man. I know it feels bad 

 

[big jugg shawty]

yo  moms got eyes on her $## she be seeing *!@@

 

[big jugg shawty]

yo  moms got eyes on her $## she be seeing *!@@

 

[1000xcartel]

YOOO MAMA so dumb..
I saw her blowing in an envelope..
I said what you doing?
She said sending a voicemail..

 

[1000xcartel]

YOOO MAMA so dumb..
I saw her blowing in an envelope..
I said what you doing?
She said sending a voicemail..

 

[GTA 809]

yo mama so big she can eat the internet

 

[GTA 809]

yo mama so big she can eat the internet

 

[bravo]

Originally Posted by bijald0331

Originally Posted by throwedyonasb

yo momma so nasty the govt makes her carry a a warning sign

yo momma so nasty that when her legs open global warming goes up


i tried 

 @ how bad these are. 
Sorry man. I know it feels bad 

 

[bravo]

Originally Posted by bijald0331

Originally Posted by throwedyonasb

yo momma so nasty the govt makes her carry a a warning sign

yo momma so nasty that when her legs open global warming goes up


i tried 

 @ how bad these are. 
Sorry man. I know it feels bad 

 

[skyflydul]

yo mommas so fat she plays slip n slide on the freeway

 

[skyflydul]

yo mommas so fat she plays slip n slide on the freeway