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kids don’t come with a user manual. don’t beat yourself up and don’t be too hard on your wife.
I have a personal phone and a work phone. I Changed the contact for my work phone to “Santa clause” told my 3 year old son that Santa knows when you’re being bad.
So remember when they launched the space x deal. Well I told my son it was Santa. And when he was being bad I went In the other room and called my phone and Santa appeared on the caller I.d.
He yelled that Santa was calling and I told him to answer. I went back In the other Room and had a conversation with him about behaving and I knew about the bad stuff he did.
My son was legit shook.
Love when I get home from work and my son just looks at me coming in the door and does his smile/excited scream
He turned 1 end of November and I know I should enjoy these moments, but man I can't wait to take him to the movies/park, teach him about sports, build leggos, play video games etc..
amenThat daddy home hug/hop combo makes the grind worth it
amen
Love when I get home from work and my son just looks at me coming in the door and does his smile/excited scream
He turned 1 end of November and I know I should enjoy these moments, but man I can't wait to take him to the movies/park, teach him about sports, build leggos, play video games etc..
that's messed up man.^when my older one doesn't go to bed we tell her where going to get the T Rex from outside to come and get her or we're going to send her in the basement with the poisonous spiders that bite
is that wrong?
sometimes I'll have to put a dinosaur sounds youtube video on and cover my phone with the blankets to get her in her own bed
When I was trying to teach my son to poop In the toilet, there were Long sessions in the bathrooms. We’d read books. Watch shows on the phone. Etc. I think at one point I had him sit for two hours on the toilet while I sat there with him.
Anyways. We got past that point and told him every time he poops he would get a stamp. So he progressed from that.
Now when we tell him to poop like before we head out on the road. I tell him if he doesn’t poop, I’m finna get that vacuum and I’m gonna a vacuum it out. Ya feel me?
He’s three by the way. We tell him we’re gonna vacuum his toys and he goes and picks them all up.
attempting to get my son to poop on the toilet...i took off work for about a week right before christmas and i had him pooping 2-3 times a day on the toilet..soon as i went back to work he stopped doing it...he doesn't poop himself he just holds it in...got skidmarks on every last one of his drawers...we do laundry once a day now...his legs get to shaking and i rush him to the toilet and just sits there and whines...he was on there for 3 hours 1 day over the weekend...trying to get him there before our daughter comes...wife is due feb. 2....wish me luck fellas...