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Originally Posted by Cleavland Steamer
Whats up with yall pissin/@+%#%+% on yourselvs?
***Official "Whats the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?" Thread***
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My story isnt as bad as the +$*%$+ ones...!*$ is up with ya'll @++%%$% on ya selves?? lol
Well my most recent one was when i started my new job, the following friday our job was having a party and we got authorization to wear jeans and tee's towork.
What i did not know is that it was for that friday only
i thought itwas for every friday...
So the next friday i go in to the lobby of my job with my jeans and kicks and lil white tee or w/e, see my coworker in the elevator and he's in slacks andim giving him the
im like wait, no....no....NOO! he's like!*$ are you doing? why you wearing that? im like !*$?!?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS CASUAL FRIDAY!
he's like no...it was only for that one friday thats it...im like NOOOOO THIS IS OFFICIALLY FAILUE FRIDAY!!!
i explained to my supervisor...she let me slide i got sent home to change lol she was suppose to send me home for good though
Well my most recent one was when i started my new job, the following friday our job was having a party and we got authorization to wear jeans and tee's towork.
What i did not know is that it was for that friday only
So the next friday i go in to the lobby of my job with my jeans and kicks and lil white tee or w/e, see my coworker in the elevator and he's in slacks andim giving him the
he's like no...it was only for that one friday thats it...im like NOOOOO THIS IS OFFICIALLY FAILUE FRIDAY!!!
i explained to my supervisor...she let me slide i got sent home to change lol she was suppose to send me home for good though
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Dam this got me roooooooooooollin, but yall need some dam bowel control lol, once I remember something ill post it lol
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I think it was 96' and Niketown in San Francisco was opening. That opening weekend (and two weeks later) there was a line to just get inside. I wanted togo sooo bad because ever since I was a kid I was a nike fanatic and they were handing out free dogtags at the door. Only one problem, I had diarrhea thatweekend. The night before I decided to "let it loose." I tried to get all of it out to the point that there was no more inside. I should have told myparents but I knew if I did they would not let me go. I said eff it, I'm going to ride it out. I told myself if I need to go I can go at Niketown. What hadme so hyped about going was not only was that this was Nike and the dogtags but I heard people say when they went that air bubbles were everywhere, even onwalls. I figured they would have a air cushioned tolet that I could be comfortable with if an emergency was to happen.
That morning my father and I go to Niketown. We are in line and suddenly my stomach starts to hurt and I bend down. I tell my pops that my stomach hurts.He's already irritated because we had to stand out in line and he says "don't say that now we almost in front." I begged him that I need togo to the bathroom. He said just wait we almost in there. Then it happened, poop started running down my leg. I decided to wear shorts that day so it was seen.I started to cry and my dad looked down and was embarrassed. Everybody in line was
. We ran across the street to the bathroom and we were I heard people in the distance saying "Ewww that kid *##* on himself.
That morning my father and I go to Niketown. We are in line and suddenly my stomach starts to hurt and I bend down. I tell my pops that my stomach hurts.He's already irritated because we had to stand out in line and he says "don't say that now we almost in front." I begged him that I need togo to the bathroom. He said just wait we almost in there. Then it happened, poop started running down my leg. I decided to wear shorts that day so it was seen.I started to cry and my dad looked down and was embarrassed. Everybody in line was
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OMG yall some nasty foolsOriginally Posted by EvansST
I think it was 96' and Niketown in San Francisco was opening. That opening weekend (and two weeks later) there was a line to just get inside. I wanted to go sooo bad because ever since I was a kid I was a nike fanatic and they were handing out free dogtags at the door. Only one problem, I had diarrhea that weekend. The night before I decided to "let it loose." I tried to get all of it out to the point that there was no more inside. I should have told my parents but I knew if I did they would not let me go. I said eff it, I'm going to ride it out. I told myself if I need to go I can go at Niketown. What had me so hyped about going was not only was that this was Nike and the dogtags but I heard people say when they went that air bubbles were everywhere, even on walls. I figured they would have a air cushioned tolet that I could be comfortable with if an emergency was to happen.
That morning my father and I go to Niketown. We are in line and suddenly my stomach starts to hurt and I bend down. I tell my pops that my stomach hurts. He's already irritated because we had to stand out in line and he says "don't say that now we almost in front." I begged him that I need to go to the bathroom. He said just wait we almost in there. Then it happened, poop started running down my leg. I decided to wear shorts that day so it was seen. I started to cry and my dad looked down and was embarrassed. Everybody in line was. We ran across the street to the bathroom and we were I heard people in the distance saying "Ewww that kid *##* on himself.
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Originally Posted by EvansST
I think it was 96' and Niketown in San Francisco was opening. That opening weekend (and two weeks later) there was a line to just get inside. I wanted to go sooo bad because ever since I was a kid I was a nike fanatic and they were handing out free dogtags at the door. Only one problem, I had diarrhea that weekend. The night before I decided to "let it loose." I tried to get all of it out to the point that there was no more inside. I should have told my parents but I knew if I did they would not let me go. I said eff it, I'm going to ride it out. I told myself if I need to go I can go at Niketown. What had me so hyped about going was not only was that this was Nike and the dogtags but I heard people say when they went that air bubbles were everywhere, even on walls. I figured they would have a air cushioned tolet that I could be comfortable with if an emergency was to happen.
That morning my father and I go to Niketown. We are in line and suddenly my stomach starts to hurt and I bend down. I tell my pops that my stomach hurts. He's already irritated because we had to stand out in line and he says "don't say that now we almost in front." I begged him that I need to go to the bathroom. He said just wait we almost in there. Then it happened, poop started running down my leg. I decided to wear shorts that day so it was seen. I started to cry and my dad looked down and was embarrassed. Everybody in line was. We ran across the street to the bathroom and we were I heard people in the distance saying "Ewww that kid *##* on himself.
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-In my 5th period class I had to pull a graveyard the night before so I was out of it and I fell asleep in class and there was this one scene girl across fromme who I happened to be tryin to get with at the time so in the middle of class I feel this vibration and wake and in my outside voice I say "What the#*%% is that!?!" I was snoring loudly and I woke up and shouted !*% in class
thank goodness my teacher was young so all he did was laugh and say "Now you know not to take an extra shift" the girl just looked at melaughing after that all she could bring up is that moment.
-Freshman year I had a fresh pair of Card VII's so I thought I was fresh I was walkin around school everyone givin me props next thing I know all I hear isa big *SQUISH* noise and look down to find out I stepped in a elephant sized pile of dog !%%%, over the weekends they leave the gates open so you can run trackor hoop....It almost touched my ankles....I went home and stayed there my phone blew up with picture messages...my homey took a pic and passed it around.
-And today I didn't feel like school so I went back home then my homey calls me up and asks if I wanna go chill at his crib, so I go and we're chillinand outta no where his dad gets home and he starts flippin out I didn't know why so tells me he's skipping and his dad will kill him if he gets caught,next thing I know we're outside in the corner of his backyard with his dad starin at us like "Whhhaattt" all he says is "What are you doinghome,who is this,and what are you 2 doing in the corner of the backyard by yourselves?"
-Freshman year I had a fresh pair of Card VII's so I thought I was fresh I was walkin around school everyone givin me props next thing I know all I hear isa big *SQUISH* noise and look down to find out I stepped in a elephant sized pile of dog !%%%, over the weekends they leave the gates open so you can run trackor hoop....It almost touched my ankles....I went home and stayed there my phone blew up with picture messages...my homey took a pic and passed it around.
-And today I didn't feel like school so I went back home then my homey calls me up and asks if I wanna go chill at his crib, so I go and we're chillinand outta no where his dad gets home and he starts flippin out I didn't know why so tells me he's skipping and his dad will kill him if he gets caught,next thing I know we're outside in the corner of his backyard with his dad starin at us like "Whhhaattt" all he says is "What are you doinghome,who is this,and what are you 2 doing in the corner of the backyard by yourselves?"
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Pics of said "fine chick"???
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Originally Posted by ErickM713
-In my 5th period class I had to pull a graveyard the night before so I was out of it and I fell asleep in class and there was this one scene girl across from me who I happened to be tryin to get with at the time so in the middle of class I feel this vibration and wake and in my outside voice I say "What the #*%% is that!?!" I was snoring loudly and I woke up and shouted !*% in classthank goodness my teacher was young so all he did was laugh and say "Now you know not to take an extra shift" the girl just looked at me laughing after that all she could bring up is that moment.
LOL WUT?
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so i ain't up on my sports player real well.
ringing up this dude, think "gotta be some kind of athlete, looks like it"
asks for his id after getting his card. saw the name, ask "don't you play football?"
he goes, "basketball, wolves"
ends up being sebastian telfair, didn't ring a bell in my mind, i was like "X.X" for myself.
probably something more embarassing, but not really at the moment.
ringing up this dude, think "gotta be some kind of athlete, looks like it"
asks for his id after getting his card. saw the name, ask "don't you play football?"
he goes, "basketball, wolves"
ends up being sebastian telfair, didn't ring a bell in my mind, i was like "X.X" for myself.
probably something more embarassing, but not really at the moment.
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-My first day of classes in college and I embarrassed myself in front of an entire lobby. The doors were made of that hard glass and they were cleaned toperfection. I thought that it was an open door but I walked right into the the wall which was also made of the same glass. Everyone inside started
. Iwas a bit embarrassed but in my defense I was about to piss myself because I couldn't find a bathroom.
-This wouldn't be seen as embarrassing but I wore a robe outside with my friend because he was moving out and we were just kicking it and cracking jokes.People were looking confused but we didn't care. Our swag was another level yesterday.
-This wouldn't be seen as embarrassing but I wore a robe outside with my friend because he was moving out and we were just kicking it and cracking jokes.People were looking confused but we didn't care. Our swag was another level yesterday.
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Was kicking it with this girl for a while in college. Went to a bar with her one night, drinkin and dancing for a while. I notice that everyone there isdancing real well..a little TOO well if you ask me. White dudes slidin by me, moonwalkin and @#$!. The floor there was covered in something, I know itwasn't just a bunch of spilled drinks. So I tell shorty im going to get some drinks, I'll brb. When I get back, there is this sweaty ogre grindin upagainst her. I just laugh real hard, cause she is giving me the "help me, please!" look. After a few minutes of this, I try to slide in all smooth. Ilost my balance, and belly-flopped onto the dance floor. Some dude later on told me it looked like i bounced. It was a wrap on my night. Actually heard aboutit at a party a few weeks later, "the dude that ate it at whatever bar I was at" Single handedly, most embarrassing moment.
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I went to a house party with my neighbors and they introduced me to this girl they knew. I remembered her from a class we had together but didn't know hername. So we start talking and I asked her why she cut her hair. It was cut really short like Amber Rose. Mind you this is a party so the music is loud
Me: WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?
HER: I HAVE CANCER
ME:
Me: WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?
HER: I HAVE CANCER
ME:
frijolero
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losing all my $$ in first two hands of blackjack at the local indian casino.
I only brought $200
First hand I put $40 down,
I'm dealt an 11 and dealer showing 3.
-double down
-get a 2 (now at 13)
-dealer has a 6 hits and gets 19
now I'm down to $120
Put down $60
I'm dealt an 11 and dealer showing a 2.
-double down
-get a 4
-dealer has 12 hits and gets 17.
I'm done.
I only brought $200
First hand I put $40 down,
I'm dealt an 11 and dealer showing 3.
-double down
-get a 2 (now at 13)
-dealer has a 6 hits and gets 19
now I'm down to $120
Put down $60
I'm dealt an 11 and dealer showing a 2.
-double down
-get a 4
-dealer has 12 hits and gets 17.
I'm done.
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I was at the mall and ran into this chick from the past. Chopped it up w/ her for a little and it seems nowadays the first thing someone from the past ask is"do you have any kids" or "how many kids do you have?" As we separate some random little girl about 3yrs old comes grabbing on my pantsleg, doing the pick me up motion and is saying "Daddy, daddy." Its like everything around me stopped and everyone is looking at me with the
. I wasn't about to pick up some strange child so I'm just lookingaround sweating w/ the
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