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I just totally forgot what day it was..
Chick calls me after she gets off work. We hold a conversation for agood ten minutes until she says she'll call me back when she gets home.
3 mins elapses..
Her- Hey, I've been meaning to tell you something..
Me- What's up?
Her- pause................. I wanted to tell you last night, but... don't be mad
Me- I won't be mad..What, did you F somebody? I can't be mad we're not together
Her- pause..... you don't know who he is..
Me- Ok so it shouldn't matter. so who was it?
Her- Ric
Me- pause....... So you lied two weeks ago when i asked if anything went down between y'all, so you brought dude home on the first nite and gave up the buns? Sounds like a real slu-bag to me
Her- Excuse me?!?
Me- I said you're an f'n eazy breezy, all it takes is a little bit of alcohol.. on top of that I f'd 2 days later so what does that make you?
Her- Uhh, excuse me?!?
Me- I trusted you enough to do this shh on top of lie about it when I asked
Her- Are you mad?
Me- I don't care about you enough to be mad
Her- So you don't care about me...?
Me- Naw im through..
Her- Hey, April fools im just playin..
Me- *click*
She called back 4 times.. i ignored them
Her roommates calls to apologize on her behalf like "I told her not to do it.. I promise she didn't do anything with him it was a joke" I'm like to be honest i still believe her..
My first L of the year..
If i was her I wouldn't talk to me.
I've been on the net all day seeing these articles on pranks and april fools day, and for a split second i forgot.
Chick calls me after she gets off work. We hold a conversation for agood ten minutes until she says she'll call me back when she gets home.
3 mins elapses..
Her- Hey, I've been meaning to tell you something..
Me- What's up?
Her- pause................. I wanted to tell you last night, but... don't be mad
Me- I won't be mad..What, did you F somebody? I can't be mad we're not together
Her- pause..... you don't know who he is..
Me- Ok so it shouldn't matter. so who was it?
Her- Ric
Me- pause....... So you lied two weeks ago when i asked if anything went down between y'all, so you brought dude home on the first nite and gave up the buns? Sounds like a real slu-bag to me
Her- Excuse me?!?
Me- I said you're an f'n eazy breezy, all it takes is a little bit of alcohol.. on top of that I f'd 2 days later so what does that make you?
Her- Uhh, excuse me?!?
Me- I trusted you enough to do this shh on top of lie about it when I asked
Her- Are you mad?
Me- I don't care about you enough to be mad
Her- So you don't care about me...?
Me- Naw im through..
Her- Hey, April fools im just playin..
Me- *click*
She called back 4 times.. i ignored them
Her roommates calls to apologize on her behalf like "I told her not to do it.. I promise she didn't do anything with him it was a joke" I'm like to be honest i still believe her..
My first L of the year..
I've been on the net all day seeing these articles on pranks and april fools day, and for a split second i forgot.
