Pick up lines --- yes they work.

[dr813]

you make my james harden like a rocket

this sounds like a punchline lloyd banks would use.

My heart is colder than sandwich meat that line is too damn funny man .

 

[youngdoc]

See a department store employee:

You: "What do I do if I see something I like/want and it doesn't have a price tag?
Her: "Show me."

Then you take her to a mirror & point to it.

She'll think you're calling her a prostitute, as if you can just buy her. And she'll proceed to slap you and call the security for harassment.

Not if you're attractive

 

[Peep Game]

you make my james harden like a rocket

this sounds like a punchline lloyd banks young money members would use.

My heart is colder than sandwich meat that line is too damn funny man .

Fixed, but that line

 

[dyyhard]

Are you religious? cus you are the answer to all my prayers.



If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

 

[dyyhard]

 

[Ox.]

-hey, you wanna do a 68? you go down on me and i'll owe you one.

-if I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

-hey baby! i'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

-you might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.

 

[shoeking2101]

 

[rrated5]

This thread is too funny

 

[solemate96]

Boy: I'm doing a survey for my class. Do you have a minute? It's just one question.

Girl: Sure. What is the question?

Boy: What is your phone number?

 

[rrated5]

[emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[fontaine]

I told a chick this verbatim.

"You're pretty. But not regular,I wanna smash pretty .. But more of the type of pretty that you could be the sample photo that comes in a wallet."

She melted, famb. I was joking but she really dug it so I rolled with it.