Pick Up Lines You've Used VOL. Works Like A Charm

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I'm not here to say I need or don't need them...But out of curiosity, which ones have worked for you?

Used this @ Clubs in Vegas...Just to start a convo (Heard it here on NT first
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You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Polyester?
You: It's actually boyfriend.
 
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I couldn't even say that jokingly. And I've joked about burning babies to break the ice.
 
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"Id like to redecorate your interior" is always a chivalrous way to commence conversational relations
 
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Originally Posted by toast1985

I couldn't even say that jokingly. And I've joked about burning babies to break the ice.
Takes either courage or alcohol in you. Alcohol gave me courage.

Ladies loved it though
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I got a friend who IMed females telling them "hey i like you" and one of them wrote "hey i like you too" and they've been going out for I think 2 years now lol
 
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damn this thread is gonna be a bunch of clowns with their WIO E-Stats.
 
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Pick up lines are for people who can pull it off.

I just ask straight up if they wanna kick it, and ask for their number. Sometimes there's small talk, sometimes I'm straightforward with it.
 
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"Girl, your walk is so graceful...you're like a gazelle being chased across the serengeti by a cheetah"
 
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform?" is always golden.

If they laugh, you're in. If they say "What's chloroform?" you've found yourself an easy target. If they turn in disgust...you wasted 2 seconds of your time. 
 
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